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[22:17] <fredd> gonna go take a shit while elvis core plays in the background
[22:17] <fredd> brb
[22:17] <pcb> glhf
[22:17] <pcb> fkin elvis core
[22:17] <dxasic> !who
[22:17] <+LuGia> i hate music
[22:18] <@nekon> i love music

[02:53] <@nekon> i'll name my first child ragequit

fern: ready
-- fatollaa was shafted by nash4un
fern: /ready in console
-- prok ate novareaper's rocket
nzm: how
fern: console
fern: /ready
nzm: wtf is that
fern: console
fern: /ready
nash4un: i dont have xbox
-- prok is ready!
nzm: i dont have xbox
nzm: LMAO
nzm: WTF

<KekS> i just wrapped half a kilo of porn filet in bacon

<fredd`> just cause hes deformed doesnt mean he isnt tasty

<fredd> most retarded
<fredd> fucking
<fredd> picks ive ever seen
<+mistralol> fredd its still 0 - 0
<fredd> yeah
<+mistralol> we alsmost capped
<fredd> HES NOT DEFFING HIGH
<+mistralol> the flag has gone out twice what the problem?
<fredd> I WAS DEFFING ALONE
<+mistralol> come back or ban?
<fredd> i'll come back if he starts deffing
<fredd> but hes fucking polish
<fredd> cant even understand a word of english

<RadioMouse> i like how our defense department is spending money to have an orange f16 escorting the players to schiphol for a part of the journey if they win the world cup

<UnhaPENIS> I just wear enough clothes to make sure pan doesn't know who I am
<UnhaPENIS> and then he crys :(
<pcb> you wear underwear tha covers your whole body
<pcb> stupid penis, know ur place
<UnhaPENIS> I'll penis your place
<UnhaPENIS> if you're not careful
<pcb> you cant
<pcb> my place is the strongest vagina in the universe

[ +Mesta ] well back in time i used to swallow all my jizz

[ +steven_ ] what does arqon bot do
[ +ian` ] alters gameplay
[ +steven_ ] nah thats the ix bot
[ +aph ] yeah
[ +steven_ ] rage edits the game files
[ +ian` ] alters netcode

<Terifire> I'd love to impress some 16 year olds with my nice shaft

<+Falko> fuck you
<+ykram> no falko
<+ykram> kurwa you
<+Falko> lol
<+Falko> that doesnt sound right
<+ykram> yeah
<+ykram> i cant write
<+Falko> i mean
<+Falko> literarly

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<dai> rofl
<dai> were those all fatlola's accountsd
<lolograde> lol
<@Pushpabon> :>>>>

<@shlt> u wont get any higher
<@shlt> if u are on lcd or something
<@shlt> u can smoke and smoke and smoke
<+Mesta> lcd?
<+Mesta> or lsd
<+nekon> lcd
<+Mesta> what's lcd
<+nekon> i'm on plasma
<+nekon> nigger
<+nekon> whenever i'm on crt
<+nekon> i go crazy

<Falko> brb gym

<sanchi> it's good to be back. Real weapons, ammo and armor are quite heavy :D

( +|linKoo| ) I've only gone to a gay club ONCE
( +|linKoo| ) without knowing

[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> could give me +av status and i'll make u a sick irc bot for this channel
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> and i'll host it on my comp which is on 24/7
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> if u want!
[18:25] <@nekon> i'm not sure i want one from you
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> why?
[18:25] <@nekon> you seem like a really immature person
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> only around u
[18:25] <plaSa|Realf1re> i find it entertaining at times
[18:25] <Memphi5> around nekon, all u can do is orbit

[23:30] <dcy> so what did i win?
[23:30] <Memphi5> a rape in ass
[23:30] <dcy> i knew i shouldn't compete.
[23:31] <dcy> sorry Memphi5 :< better luck next time
[23:31] <Faith-> dont resist your basic instincts dcy
[23:31] <Faith-> take it like a man.
[23:31] <dcy> wanna take it for me?
[23:31] <Faith-> nah, you won it :P
[23:32] <dcy> please, i insist :)
[23:32] <Faith-> ask akre, im sure he'd love some quality time with K3L`away
[23:32] <dcy> triple plz with a mushroom on top of the pile of dirt, cherrycream?
[23:33] <Memphi5> keep asking akre
[23:33] <akre> shh
[23:33] <akre> busy
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Faith-> see?
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
[23:33] <Memphi5> akre
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[14:36] <ouzo> warsow would be ok without the gay ammo system o rthe jump from the walls
[14:36] <ouzo> and horrible looking models
[14:36] <ouzo> and crappy sounds
[14:36] <wonko`> in other words it would be ok if its cpm

15:04 <deep-> i cant stand germans
15:04 <@spyteman> how come deep-
15:04 <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:04 <ZEN|ele> <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:05 <ZEN|ele> never heared anything more stupid

[23:58] <PLASA|link> need 1 spec for 2v2 http://www.quakelive.com/r/home/join/640510

<@ia`> A man has died after falling into a vat of hot chocolate at a factory in the US state of New Jersey.
<@ia`> i wonder if people will eat him at his funeral

11:28.46       akre: Haven't played for a month lelelelele
11:28.55       akre: beacuse of shit head blaze <:
11:28.55       @spyteman: one more worst to go and you scored a hattrick
11:29.01       HellTiger: what?
11:29.01       @spyteman: :>
11:29.04       HellTiger: head blaze?
11:29.13       akre: SU HELLNIGGER
11:29.18       @spyteman: his shit head is blazing
11:29.19       HellTiger: :>
11:29.22       @spyteman: geddit
11:29.29       akre: I'm level 76 on wow beacuse of blaze
11:29.31       akre: HAHAHAHA
11:29.41       @spyteman: !ban akre 3w we dont support wow in here
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11:29.42                    echbot2 kicked akre ([3weeks] e dont support wow in here)
11:29.45       damnegd: haahahaha

(exerge) Its to bad that the cpma community is so fucking bad, the game cpma is so fucking good! but the community is fucking bad.. so therefor cpma will never be good! :|

<bgs> last time i was on a bitch a whale tried to eat me but he got killed by the whaler who speared him

(@bgs) I HAD THIS URGE
(@bgs) TO COME INTO MY MOUTH
(@bgs) when iw as fapping
(@bgs) im like
(@bgs) I NEED TO COME INTO MY MOUTH

<doug> morning
<TTimo> morning
<Liam> afternoon RACISTS
<Reptile> Liam never greets people who's not like him
<Reptile> :<
<ix> you mean thin people?
<Liam> fuck you ix
<Reptile> HAHA.
<Reptile> good one ix
<Reptile> [+]

<exerge> i could play, but cant! :=9

brut-> \o/
brut-> my 226cw should be here wednesday
brut-> $
bgs> :E
bgs> cool
bgs> enjoy it
bgs> NIGGER
zissel-> HEY
zissel-> im black
bgs> you nigger zissel-
zissel-> ..
zissel-> !!!
bgs> black is not nigger
bgs> nigger is a nigger
bgs> black person is just a black person
bgs> unless you're a black nigger
bgs> then ur a nigger
shlt> ok deth is a black person
Venim> wtf rofl?
shlt> jamal is a nigger
Venim> ahaha
brut-> hahaha
Venim> saw that coming
bgs> good shlt
bgs> learning quick
shlt> does that help clear things up

<LuGia> http://www.bytesaurus.net/lugia/CPMofFATE.avi
<mew> 99.998% will not get it. :D
<LuGia> xD
<LuGia> watch it multiple times to get it
<LuGia> maybe
<Drexciyian> wtf
<Drexciyian> is that about
<ix> manos hands of cpm
<Pushpabon> the only movie I'd like to unwatch
<Pushpabon> and get my time back
<mew> i'd like to unwatch it so i could watch it again for the first time.
<mew> <3

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<LvS|Bull> hi
<demu> who the fuck do you think are coming here going all hi and trying to look cool?

<subz``> also how do you say shut the fuck up nekon in french
<@nekon> shut le fuck up
<@nekon> fromage

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

4:11 TLR|nvc • q3 1v1/worms armageddon party/mix me cod4 or css/dota anyone?/cod2 mix for old fun times? /q
14:11 +skint • i could visit poland, and i wouldnt be able to ask for a bed for the night or a beer, but i could insult them quite badly
14:11 juno` • cod 4 isit
14:11 juno` • pam enabled servers ?
14:12 +skint • whos pam?
14:12 juno` • its cod4 competitive mod
14:12 @GoD^spyteman • with hot nurses
14:12 @GoD^spyteman • now try to achieve this with normal words
14:12 hit • we dont have hospitals
14:12 TLR|nvc • hot nurses?
14:12 TLR|nvc • i never saw a hot IRL nurse yet
14:13 TLR|nvc • poland must be nice
14:14 @GoD^spyteman • uhm TLR|nvc
14:14 @GoD^spyteman • thats coz you in uk obviously

<spectre`> !who
<spectre`> wtf everyone is out on a friday night?

<aph> god
<aph> dude
<aph> cpm18
<aph> is so ugly
<aph> i could makeit look better in wordpad
<sh1t> your dumb
<aggnog> 18i is unBe
<sh1t> 18 is awsome
<aggnog> 18r even
<sh1t> theres so many other fugly maps
<aph> 18i is fucking UGLY
<brut-> 18r
<brut-> ftw
<aph> UGLY
<aph> U
<aph> G
<aph> L
<aph> Y
<aggnog> 100% ugly
<sh1t> aph your ugly
<brut-> ye well so are you but we don't hold it against you
<sh1t> and dumb
<aph> so if you're grammar
<sh1t> lol fail
<aph> SO IS
<aph> I MEANT
<aph> SO IS

<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

<KUND3L`away> linkery, i was borin in Lublin city in Poland. In this city there is concentration obuz, build by German army
<KUND3L`away> *borin
<KUND3L`away> *born
<subz`> *boring
<subz`> xD

<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

(@Pushpabon) OH I'M SO MANLY AND EXPERIENCED AND SO BETTER NOW THAT I PUT MY DICK IN _THE_ HOLE
(@Pushpabon) does it count when we played doctor and I put my penis in a girl's pussy at the age of 7
(@Pushpabon) FUCK YEAH
(@Pushpabon) that's 7 years before you crs
(@Pushpabon) I win

(@Pushpabon) ruffsson my priorities are not wealth or sex or friends that's for sure

<kvcxn> entik
<kvcxn> [address removed]@gmail.com
<kvcxn> thats ur email?
<entik> ye
<kvcxn> can i send porn?
<entik> no

<anima> i went to school too soon on the afternoon after lunch, and doors weren t opened yet, so i took a shit in the bushes in front of school and cleaned my ass with the bush's leave =)

{@linkery} i life a perfectly normal life, i just dont pee or take a dump in normal places

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<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
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<at1> what about other countries
<at1> nz, africa, asia etc

<aggnog> pls ban endi. he ruined my life

<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

@aggnog • o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar • fs
@_8bitlobstar • if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar • at least spell quiche right

<guhard> anyone fancy a duel

quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

[18:45:48] Liam> ...
[18:45:49] Liam> .....................
[18:45:53] Liam> .................................................................................................................
[18:45:55] Liam> .....................................................................
[18:46:00] ::: Quits: Liam [~moo@slaaag.users.quakenet.org]: Signed off
[18:46:57] _8bitlobster> what a bellend

(INFXS`Insomnia) quake3 requires more reactions, aim etc
(INFXS`Insomnia) but CS is more teamplay and gamesense
(INFXS`Insomnia) and playing smart

<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

<@TLR|[nvc]> what happened 3rd map?
<@TLR|[nvc]> sry i had to eat
<@TLR|[nvc]> was getting cold
<@TLR|[nvc]> :\

hoens: why is there no post button on forums :(
@MassMan: it's hidden for users with low iq

<hse-hoens> im gay

<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

(+lolmatt) lolz
(+lolmatt) austrians...
(@GER|nekon) matt do you even know what austria is
(@GER|nekon) and where
(+lolmatt) austria is between lativa and estonia
(@GER|nekon) LOL
(+lolmatt) LOL

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<@TiDaN> Just wanted to say
<@TiDaN> Hoens is a FAG
<@TiDaN> good night everyone
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[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

<lolmatt> monkeys account for 80% of the monkey population throughout the world

MassMan: k my mistake
pizz|dk: once u admit ; )
pizz|dk: for*
MassMan: i admit my mistakes
MassMan: i just dont make them that often
pizz|dk: ;D
MassMan: this is the first in 5 years

(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

(@qtab) MassMan
(@qtab) STFU

<ahxnxa> would you like a duel fluff
<fluffsson> yeah man
<fluffsson> ip in pm
<pcb> what server
<pcb> i wanna spec
<fluffsson> shut the fuck up
<fluffsson> idiot
<pcb> lol?
<fluffsson> you are not allowed to
<pcb> lol...
<+Anima> egd
<pcb> haha man i sincerely hope that was for jokes
<fluffsson> no... who the hell do you think you are?
<pcb> seriously
<pcb> control yourself
<pcb> just say no
<pcb> no need to flip out over nothing
<pcb> if a dude wants to spec
<pcb> to learn
<+Anima> DUDE HANDLE YOURSELF
<@nekon> CONTROL IT FLUFF OMG
<fluffsson> haha man
<fluffsson> troll of the year

<LuGia> i dont belive luke cheated either

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

<xrg> callvote nospecvote 1/0
<xrg> plz
<shlt> something like that would be nice
<Reptile> ironic to have that a votable setting don't you think
<sianko> i cant recall a situation when specs votes are needed
<@MassMan> i think it's an excellent situation when there are 6/8 player votes, but 4 specs that are either afk or dont want to influence the vote (afk votes=no) so the vote fails
<sianko> yes
<sianko> that's why specs shouldnt have a right to vote
<Reptile> atleast women specs should not be able to

(najsguy) i rape light -.- oke between the i and rae i have to put a get and between light and rape by :)

Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea

(rapele) they only play cp9 when im not added
(rapele) and always gay wcp14 when im added
(pcb) u know why?
(pcb) cause u touch yourself at night
(grinsekatze) rofl!

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

(ovo) great job at work today man
(grinsekatze) what has he done?
(pizzNlily) killed the boss!

aHxNx:D: mass is like lugia
aHxNx:D: except lugia can aim

<@TiDaN> Voltran is still dead?

<makotoo> i'm active as fuck too
<makotoo> exersize and stuff.. meditate
<makotoo> i'm like a african living in europe
<+blze> aha, makotoo is black!

TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

(at1) ovo you lost your repotation with the moment you stop to play pickups

<ahxnxa> you talk too much mass
<ahxnxa> thats why you'll never be good
<+MassMan> nah i'll never be good because i lack decent opposition

Dem0n: never understood ppl liking the air control
Dem0n: its gay :)

<at1> this first bitch in that video is 8bitlobster ?

submitted by nVc on behalf of sir richard branson and his shit ISP he owns:

02:58… TLR|n`obodyhere: my exam timetable + eswc.uk :( http://www.abload.de/img/untiehs1.jpg
02:58… +MassMan: but isn't eswc.uk on lan?
02:58… +MassMan: how will you be competitive without your warp?
02:59… brut-: hah
02:59… TLR|n`obodyhere: lol :P
03:00… +MassMan: im geniunly concerned about you
03:00… +MassMan: please tell me how you plan to adopt to this new scenario of being hit
03:02… TLR|n`obodyhere: good question imo
03:02… TLR|n`obodyhere: not quite sure

<soh-has3> if u play defrag a whole night and sleep only few rl begins to blur...
<soh-has3> u just wann doubljump everywhere

<@svr> someone duel
<@svr> preferably white

<meta`> lf duel
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<vorpal--> ILL DUEL YOU
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<ahxnxa> !promote penis doesnt work

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

<vEnomNS5> I DONT MAP

<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

<voltran> if i go hunting
<voltran> it's going to be with a railgun
<voltran> tbh
<voltran> fucking stop it dead in its tracks
<voltran> and just +back until it's dead
<voltran> i'll just say i learned how to hunt from #uscpmpickup

<nekon> what's a deNiro ?

<skint> dun like back door =(

<nekon> all that have
<nekon> keel as enemymodel
<nekon> are racist
<akre> Why?
<akre> :<
<nekon> since keel is black
<akre> lollololol

<JayyD> i"m not can good english