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<+L-endi> there's no winners in spamming man

<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

<voltran> if i go hunting
<voltran> it's going to be with a railgun
<voltran> tbh
<voltran> fucking stop it dead in its tracks
<voltran> and just +back until it's dead
<voltran> i'll just say i learned how to hunt from #uscpmpickup

<nekon> what's a deNiro ?

<skint> dun like back door =(

<nekon> all that have
<nekon> keel as enemymodel
<nekon> are racist
<akre> Why?
<akre> :<
<nekon> since keel is black
<akre> lollololol

<JayyD> i"m not can good english

<fluffsson> actually there are good spanish wines who are good

<spectre> I was running laps in the area around quad
<spectre> doing drive-bys

<Falko> dont make fan at me

<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

<shaun> among other things, during the dream i found out that i have a HOLE in my nutsuck
<shaun> nutsack
<shaun> even
<shaun> and i was constantly afraid of my ball falling out

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

<vEnomNS5> I DONT MAP

(aggnog) should i have a wank
(aggnog) 1. yes
(aggnog) 2. yes
(aggnog) ??????
(subz`) PROFIT!!

(@_8bitlobster) what kinda cunt lives in a pineapple under the sea

<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

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<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

<rapele> teamplay in a pickup?!?!?!?

(LockdoG) ILL ASK AROUND, FOR YOU PLAYERS WHO ARE ABOUT TO BEAT BOBEL WITH 10 FRAG DIFFERENCE, AND HE DOES A TACTICAL TIMEOUT AND YOU WOULD LOOSE THE GAME BECAUSE OF IT, WOULDNT YOU WANT TO FORBID THIS FOR BOBEL ?

Falko: GG
shlt: gg
Stopped demo.
Falko entered the arena
shlt: ok im done
shlt: ggs
Falko: W8
Falko: why my timer shows only min
Falko: not seconds
shlt: lol
shlt: its duel
Falko: 5:xx
shlt: lmao
Falko: lol
shlt: u never knew it didnt show seconds?
Falko: i knew
Falko: but lately i was wondering why doesnt show it

<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

_8bitlobster • what's the plans for today aggnog
aggnog • gonna go to tesco in a bit to get ingredients to make 2 big pizzas for the family and then in the evening i may see pk for some drinkies
aggnog • somewhere in the middle of this i will put off writing my cv
aggnog • play some cs
aggnog • and attempt to ""mack"" on girls
aggnog • via the medium of the internet

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

<sallyNcurry> if i get 30 mins with a grrl it just ends up with pepper spray

<shlt> americans dont need to know where france is

<xrg> so? if he would be admin it would be ................... i dont say anymore

<sama> diablo3 will destroy my life
<sama> ppl in my age are starting a family and i will start diablo3^^

<mantra> what's sands real name?
<_8bitlobster> sandro is his first name
<_8bitlobster> his surname is something spanish
<_8bitlobster> can't remember
<mantra> aah hmm
<_8bitlobster> <censored> or something
<_8bitlobster> y
<mantra> some spaniard/dane actually added me on facebook
<mantra> thought it might be sand, but different name
<_8bitlobster> nah i'm pretty sure he's sandro <censored>
<_8bitlobster> check if he's 4ft tall in his pics
<_8bitlobster> cos sand is a midget
<mantra> it says "likes men" in his profile
<_8bitlobster> it's sand

<xrg> turn down light_ its to bright
<xrg> hahaha

(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
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<che1z> this map is a labyrinth :/ [dm7]

<rDmr> and in 10 years im still young
<rDmr> ;)
<light_> :D
<light_> yeah, you'd be like... 20 by then? :p
<rDmr> 22

Funny can not be found

<Camicio> most demos give a 404 not found error on that website
<chk-putty> orly
<chk-putty> like old demos?
<Camicio> the most downloaded one
<chk-putty> eh
<chk-putty> so the old ones
<VarmaIS> :)
<chk-putty> yeh we had to delete old ones cause we wer running out of space
<chk-putty> gonna have to put em up at some point :<
<VarmaIS> BRING EM BACK
<Camicio> omg dude i got like 10 demos and they dont take much space wtf are you talking about

<sbs> i fixed my keyboiard
<sbs> i rock
<MaJunior> "keyboiard"
<MaJunior> so dont think so

<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

<+aggnog> spain in 14 hours ahaha raped
<+skint> which part aggnog
<+aggnog> all west coast
<+skint> west coast?
<+skint> thats portugal mate
<+aggnog> uh
<+aggnog> hahah east
<+aggnog> Be

<brut-> wow I need a new hobby
<bgs> lol
<bgs> what
<brut-> I'm reading our digital switch documentation
<brut-> and its 2315 on friday night
<poindexter> nerd
<bgs> WELL GUESS WHAT i got invited to a friends cottage on a lake tommorow
<bgs> but i dont feel like going
<poindexter> ...
<bgs> in fact id rather play my new awesome korg tr88
<poindexter> go catch me a muskie
<bgs> :<
<poindexter> and mail it to me
<poindexter> rather have denver
<bgs rather have a big cock
<bgs> :(
<poindexter> *strange silence*

[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

<aggnog> lenny how much can you bench
<lennoxRU> bench?
<aggnog> when u lie on your back and lift weights
<lennoxRU> have never lifted things
<lennoxRU> work with ur weight homie, work with ur weight
<aggnog> was just asking how strong u were m8 !! nothing personal if you're a pussy !!

<Liam> guys
<Liam> guys
<Liam> i just thought of an awesome chat up line#
<Liam> you have to be playing poker with the girl
<Liam> and you basically say this at some point: i see your bum and raise you my penis
<Liam> alright i'll be back in a week
<mantra> raisist

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock

<sh1t> Join #uscpmpickup for north american cpm ctf and tdm pickups
<Stev> With a name like that, who could refuse

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

<aph> god
<aph> dude
<aph> cpm18
<aph> is so ugly
<aph> i could makeit look better in wordpad
<sh1t> your dumb
<aggnog> 18i is unBe
<sh1t> 18 is awsome
<aggnog> 18r even
<sh1t> theres so many other fugly maps
<aph> 18i is fucking UGLY
<brut-> 18r
<brut-> ftw
<aph> UGLY
<aph> U
<aph> G
<aph> L
<aph> Y
<aggnog> 100% ugly
<sh1t> aph your ugly
<brut-> ye well so are you but we don't hold it against you
<sh1t> and dumb
<aph> so if you're grammar
<sh1t> lol fail
<aph> SO IS
<aph> I MEANT
<aph> SO IS

<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

4:11 TLR|nvc • q3 1v1/worms armageddon party/mix me cod4 or css/dota anyone?/cod2 mix for old fun times? /q
14:11 +skint • i could visit poland, and i wouldnt be able to ask for a bed for the night or a beer, but i could insult them quite badly
14:11 juno` • cod 4 isit
14:11 juno` • pam enabled servers ?
14:12 +skint • whos pam?
14:12 juno` • its cod4 competitive mod
14:12 @GoD^spyteman • with hot nurses
14:12 @GoD^spyteman • now try to achieve this with normal words
14:12 hit • we dont have hospitals
14:12 TLR|nvc • hot nurses?
14:12 TLR|nvc • i never saw a hot IRL nurse yet
14:13 TLR|nvc • poland must be nice
14:14 @GoD^spyteman • uhm TLR|nvc
14:14 @GoD^spyteman • thats coz you in uk obviously

<spectre`> !who
<spectre`> wtf everyone is out on a friday night?

<KUND3L`away> linkery, i was borin in Lublin city in Poland. In this city there is concentration obuz, build by German army
<KUND3L`away> *borin
<KUND3L`away> *born
<subz`> *boring
<subz`> xD

<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

(@Pushpabon) OH I'M SO MANLY AND EXPERIENCED AND SO BETTER NOW THAT I PUT MY DICK IN _THE_ HOLE
(@Pushpabon) does it count when we played doctor and I put my penis in a girl's pussy at the age of 7
(@Pushpabon) FUCK YEAH
(@Pushpabon) that's 7 years before you crs
(@Pushpabon) I win

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<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
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(@Pushpabon) ruffsson my priorities are not wealth or sex or friends that's for sure

<kvcxn> entik
<kvcxn> [address removed]@gmail.com
<kvcxn> thats ur email?
<entik> ye
<kvcxn> can i send porn?
<entik> no

<anima> i went to school too soon on the afternoon after lunch, and doors weren t opened yet, so i took a shit in the bushes in front of school and cleaned my ass with the bush's leave =)

{@linkery} i life a perfectly normal life, i just dont pee or take a dump in normal places

<at1> what about other countries
<at1> nz, africa, asia etc

<aggnog> pls ban endi. he ruined my life

<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

@aggnog • o'kieche btw
@_8bitlobstar • fs
@_8bitlobstar • if you're gonna say that
@_8bitlobstar • at least spell quiche right

<guhard> anyone fancy a duel

quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

[18:45:48] Liam> ...
[18:45:49] Liam> .....................
[18:45:53] Liam> .................................................................................................................
[18:45:55] Liam> .....................................................................
[18:46:00] ::: Quits: Liam [~moo@slaaag.users.quakenet.org]: Signed off
[18:46:57] _8bitlobster> what a bellend

(INFXS`Insomnia) quake3 requires more reactions, aim etc
(INFXS`Insomnia) but CS is more teamplay and gamesense
(INFXS`Insomnia) and playing smart

<ovo> i'm with underpants only
<ovo> legs on the table
<ovo> listening to music
<hoens> i love you anyway h3i
<ovo> chatting with a hot chick
<ovo> not gonna fucking ad
<ovo> d
<hoens> lol
<h3i> I'm not a hot chick
<hoens> your mom is hot innit
<ouzo> ovo, that chick from livejasmin.com ?
<ovo> "how many jeallousy inspired jokes can you get from promoders"

<@TLR|[nvc]> what happened 3rd map?
<@TLR|[nvc]> sry i had to eat
<@TLR|[nvc]> was getting cold
<@TLR|[nvc]> :\

hoens: why is there no post button on forums :(
@MassMan: it's hidden for users with low iq

<hse-hoens> im gay

<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

(+lolmatt) lolz
(+lolmatt) austrians...
(@GER|nekon) matt do you even know what austria is
(@GER|nekon) and where
(+lolmatt) austria is between lativa and estonia
(@GER|nekon) LOL
(+lolmatt) LOL

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<@TiDaN> Just wanted to say
<@TiDaN> Hoens is a FAG
<@TiDaN> good night everyone
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[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

<lolmatt> monkeys account for 80% of the monkey population throughout the world

MassMan: k my mistake
pizz|dk: once u admit ; )
pizz|dk: for*
MassMan: i admit my mistakes
MassMan: i just dont make them that often
pizz|dk: ;D
MassMan: this is the first in 5 years

(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

(@qtab) MassMan
(@qtab) STFU

<ahxnxa> would you like a duel fluff
<fluffsson> yeah man
<fluffsson> ip in pm
<pcb> what server
<pcb> i wanna spec
<fluffsson> shut the fuck up
<fluffsson> idiot
<pcb> lol?
<fluffsson> you are not allowed to
<pcb> lol...
<+Anima> egd
<pcb> haha man i sincerely hope that was for jokes
<fluffsson> no... who the hell do you think you are?
<pcb> seriously
<pcb> control yourself
<pcb> just say no
<pcb> no need to flip out over nothing
<pcb> if a dude wants to spec
<pcb> to learn
<+Anima> DUDE HANDLE YOURSELF
<@nekon> CONTROL IT FLUFF OMG
<fluffsson> haha man
<fluffsson> troll of the year

<LuGia> i dont belive luke cheated either

(najsguy) i rape light -.- oke between the i and rae i have to put a get and between light and rape by :)

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

<xrg> callvote nospecvote 1/0
<xrg> plz
<shlt> something like that would be nice
<Reptile> ironic to have that a votable setting don't you think
<sianko> i cant recall a situation when specs votes are needed
<@MassMan> i think it's an excellent situation when there are 6/8 player votes, but 4 specs that are either afk or dont want to influence the vote (afk votes=no) so the vote fails
<sianko> yes
<sianko> that's why specs shouldnt have a right to vote
<Reptile> atleast women specs should not be able to

Spetz-: duel anyone
ahxnxa: no
xrg: duel?
ahxnxa: yes, just becuase we dont play Spetz-
xrg: ooh, im looking forward to this game!
xrg: the normal server?.. k thx
ahxnxa: yea

(@exerge) Its to bad that the cpma community is so fucking bad, the game cpma is so fucking good! but the community is fucking bad.. so therefor cpma will never be good! :|

(rapele) they only play cp9 when im not added
(rapele) and always gay wcp14 when im added
(pcb) u know why?
(pcb) cause u touch yourself at night
(grinsekatze) rofl!

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

(ovo) great job at work today man
(grinsekatze) what has he done?
(pizzNlily) killed the boss!

TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

<@TiDaN> Voltran is still dead?

aHxNx:D: mass is like lugia
aHxNx:D: except lugia can aim

<makotoo> i'm active as fuck too
<makotoo> exersize and stuff.. meditate
<makotoo> i'm like a african living in europe
<+blze> aha, makotoo is black!