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<+L-endi> there's no winners in spamming man

<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

<voltran> if i go hunting
<voltran> it's going to be with a railgun
<voltran> tbh
<voltran> fucking stop it dead in its tracks
<voltran> and just +back until it's dead
<voltran> i'll just say i learned how to hunt from #uscpmpickup

<nekon> what's a deNiro ?

<skint> dun like back door =(

<nekon> all that have
<nekon> keel as enemymodel
<nekon> are racist
<akre> Why?
<akre> :<
<nekon> since keel is black
<akre> lollololol

<JayyD> i"m not can good english

<fluffsson> actually there are good spanish wines who are good

<spectre> I was running laps in the area around quad
<spectre> doing drive-bys

<Falko> dont make fan at me

<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

<shaun> among other things, during the dream i found out that i have a HOLE in my nutsuck
<shaun> nutsack
<shaun> even
<shaun> and i was constantly afraid of my ball falling out

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

<vEnomNS5> I DONT MAP

(aggnog) should i have a wank
(aggnog) 1. yes
(aggnog) 2. yes
(aggnog) ??????
(subz`) PROFIT!!

(@_8bitlobster) what kinda cunt lives in a pineapple under the sea

<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

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<oyk`Lanik> Anyone able to help me out with a problem?
<light_> down the highway, not the sideway
<nekon> it's down the road not across the street
<aggnog> KILL URSELF

<rapele> teamplay in a pickup?!?!?!?

(LockdoG) ILL ASK AROUND, FOR YOU PLAYERS WHO ARE ABOUT TO BEAT BOBEL WITH 10 FRAG DIFFERENCE, AND HE DOES A TACTICAL TIMEOUT AND YOU WOULD LOOSE THE GAME BECAUSE OF IT, WOULDNT YOU WANT TO FORBID THIS FOR BOBEL ?

Falko: GG
shlt: gg
Stopped demo.
Falko entered the arena
shlt: ok im done
shlt: ggs
Falko: W8
Falko: why my timer shows only min
Falko: not seconds
shlt: lol
shlt: its duel
Falko: 5:xx
shlt: lmao
Falko: lol
shlt: u never knew it didnt show seconds?
Falko: i knew
Falko: but lately i was wondering why doesnt show it

<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

_8bitlobster • what's the plans for today aggnog
aggnog • gonna go to tesco in a bit to get ingredients to make 2 big pizzas for the family and then in the evening i may see pk for some drinkies
aggnog • somewhere in the middle of this i will put off writing my cv
aggnog • play some cs
aggnog • and attempt to ""mack"" on girls
aggnog • via the medium of the internet

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

<sallyNcurry> if i get 30 mins with a grrl it just ends up with pepper spray

<shlt> americans dont need to know where france is

<xrg> so? if he would be admin it would be ................... i dont say anymore

<sama> diablo3 will destroy my life
<sama> ppl in my age are starting a family and i will start diablo3^^

<mantra> what's sands real name?
<_8bitlobster> sandro is his first name
<_8bitlobster> his surname is something spanish
<_8bitlobster> can't remember
<mantra> aah hmm
<_8bitlobster> <censored> or something
<_8bitlobster> y
<mantra> some spaniard/dane actually added me on facebook
<mantra> thought it might be sand, but different name
<_8bitlobster> nah i'm pretty sure he's sandro <censored>
<_8bitlobster> check if he's 4ft tall in his pics
<_8bitlobster> cos sand is a midget
<mantra> it says "likes men" in his profile
<_8bitlobster> it's sand

<xrg> turn down light_ its to bright
<xrg> hahaha

(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<che1z> this map is a labyrinth :/ [dm7]

<rDmr> and in 10 years im still young
<rDmr> ;)
<light_> :D
<light_> yeah, you'd be like... 20 by then? :p
<rDmr> 22

Funny can not be found

<Camicio> most demos give a 404 not found error on that website
<chk-putty> orly
<chk-putty> like old demos?
<Camicio> the most downloaded one
<chk-putty> eh
<chk-putty> so the old ones
<VarmaIS> :)
<chk-putty> yeh we had to delete old ones cause we wer running out of space
<chk-putty> gonna have to put em up at some point :<
<VarmaIS> BRING EM BACK
<Camicio> omg dude i got like 10 demos and they dont take much space wtf are you talking about

<sbs> i fixed my keyboiard
<sbs> i rock
<MaJunior> "keyboiard"
<MaJunior> so dont think so

<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

<+aggnog> spain in 14 hours ahaha raped
<+skint> which part aggnog
<+aggnog> all west coast
<+skint> west coast?
<+skint> thats portugal mate
<+aggnog> uh
<+aggnog> hahah east
<+aggnog> Be

<brut-> wow I need a new hobby
<bgs> lol
<bgs> what
<brut-> I'm reading our digital switch documentation
<brut-> and its 2315 on friday night
<poindexter> nerd
<bgs> WELL GUESS WHAT i got invited to a friends cottage on a lake tommorow
<bgs> but i dont feel like going
<poindexter> ...
<bgs> in fact id rather play my new awesome korg tr88
<poindexter> go catch me a muskie
<bgs> :<
<poindexter> and mail it to me
<poindexter> rather have denver
<bgs rather have a big cock
<bgs> :(
<poindexter> *strange silence*

[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

<aggnog> lenny how much can you bench
<lennoxRU> bench?
<aggnog> when u lie on your back and lift weights
<lennoxRU> have never lifted things
<lennoxRU> work with ur weight homie, work with ur weight
<aggnog> was just asking how strong u were m8 !! nothing personal if you're a pussy !!

<Liam> guys
<Liam> guys
<Liam> i just thought of an awesome chat up line#
<Liam> you have to be playing poker with the girl
<Liam> and you basically say this at some point: i see your bum and raise you my penis
<Liam> alright i'll be back in a week
<mantra> raisist

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

<hala> fast movers also attack. so dick my cock