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(Pushpabon) !add tdm

<lennox> dont funny

<flu1d> !who
<flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
<flu1d> something not right about that combo

(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo

<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

<EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
<Liam> paperback or hardback?
<EG|gellehsak> paperback

<@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover

(@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
(@_8bitlobster) wut
(@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
(@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
(@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing

<aggnog> _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.
<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

<@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
<@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
<@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
<@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat

[ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
[ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a

<sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google

[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

(Vo0) i was on a server
(Vo0) and there was xone
(Vo0) he got RA
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(Vo0) he pressed jump
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(Vo0) he saw the enemy
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(Vo0) he killed him
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(cone) xD
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(Vo0) he gets health
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(cone) lololol
(Vo0) i mean
(Vo0) jesus
(cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/

<aggnog> liam
<Liam> ?
<aggnog> bender
<Liam> :/

TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

<xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
<xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
<xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots

(vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
(vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
(vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
(vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
(vamp1re-) and i was like
(vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN

ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

<chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
<chk-putty> good old times
<@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages

<Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
<ovo> :))
<Drexciyian> but ??
<ix-ir> why?
<ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
<ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
<ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
<ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
<ovo> so they didnt play full steam
<ix-ir> ahha
<ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
<ovo> :D:D

(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

<@flu1d> it was total role reversal
<@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

<h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
<mash``> you are welcome
<h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
<h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
<h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
<mash``> hey
<mash``> not all of us are assholes

<trippy> endi do you know what i am?
<endi`> cunt
<trippy> bravo

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

<ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
<ph1l`> that's how important i am

<ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
<ahxnxa> pretending
<Liam> what
<ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
<ahxnxa> :D
<Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it

(waitze): sorry, my englich is easy

(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

<koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v䬩in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker

<mazz00> !add ctf
* echbot2 changes topic to 'FTAG [0/8] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ CTFS [0/6] ][ TDM [5/8] ][ CTF [8/8] ][ NTF [3/10] || NEW CPMA BETA CLIENT >>> http://www.box.net/shared/eiirr51be0'
-echbot2:#cpmpickup- Game [CTF] ready to start in #cpmpickup !!!
<@echbot2> Game ready @ 213.239.188.13:33400;password lobstarz - Players: xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00 - Captains: XatrIX mazz00
<xou|away> polak warning!
<mazz00> thx :D
<koddy> ruiner
<mazz00> i must have the same nick on irc and q3 ??
<`ror> yes
<mazz00> thx
<`ror> go to the server
<mazz00> i cant join to server :((
<mercur1> you have the beta version?
<koddy> mazz00 read the topic
<mercur1> of cpma?
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> join server
<mazz00> what is version cpma on lobstratz server??
<mercur1> haha
<mercur1> mazz00: 1.44 beta
<koddy> mazz00 the one in the topic
<mazz00> lol
<koddy> download it please
<mazz00> i have 1.43
<+MassMan> mazz00 read topic for the 45th time
<mazz00> where i can download this??
<XatrIX> READ TOPIC BEFORE ADDING PLEASE ????
<+MassMan> polak warning
<koddy> we already said you 4 times that READ the topic
<+MassMan> polak warning
<mercur1> lol
<+MassMan> polak warning
<+MassMan> polak warning

<tom--C> Quote of the Day - Bernard Baruch - "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
<tom--C> the first one who gave a shit
<Liam> newton was a bit of a nerd really wasn't he
<Liam> "ERM I THINK I'LL FIND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY APPLES FALL" while everyone else was having sex and eating apples

eGames: When you look at the modding-scene today, how would you describe it in just three words?
arQon: Bunch of idiots.

<tom--C> sean did me and liam ever tell you about the time we tried to prank call you at work?
<8bitlobster> no
<8bitlobster> how did that go?
<tom--C> some other guy answered and liam asked if you had big titties 34 in stock and he said no and liam hung up
<tom--C> it was crap

<maertz> picmip 1 skins are ruining promode

(+MightyVVhitey) curses, how do i change the IRC font syle?\
(+_tek) alt o
(+_tek) for options
(+_tek) somewhere in there
(+aggnog) don't ! that makes you quit , use alt f + c
(..quit) (MightyVVhitey) (Read error: EOF from client)

<+noctis`> oh cool, so now esr got a new database and all the content is gone
<@tom--C> we removed all your demos and now the database is empty

<tommy-zoom> whats up interbits
<Liam> i got a job
<tommy-zoom> doing what Liam
<Liam> lying about having a job
<Liam> i just got fired

<+Liam> need a job so i don't have to play games with you idiots anymore

<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

<Reptile> liam and lob
<Reptile> come play 2v2
<Reptile> ;P
<_8bitlobster> can't
<_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
<_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
* Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)

<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

<spg> but now i start to notice glitches..
<spg> locked at 120
<spg> it glitches to exactly 80 sometimes
<spg> god i hate that
<zerox> what are glitches?
<spg> schokskes
<spg> euhm
<spg> happeringen
<spg> euhm
<spg> english? :P
<MassMan> fps drops?
<spg> yes & no
<spg> yes
<spg> :P
<MassMan> and lol@ schokskes
<zerox> sounds like sth to eat
<MassMan> everything sounds like somthing to eat to you zerox... you fatty german
<zerox> :(
<MassMan> but it's ok
<MassMan> i bet funnyb thinks schokskes sounds like something to bone
<funnyb> would be lie if i said i didnt

<su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
<su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
<su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
<su-|Soloist|> sure...
<su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
<su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out

<pan1> any1 with a huge connection around ?
<Corrupted> yap
<sbs_> you mean like, for drugs?

<XatrIX> who got banned?
<linus> rdmr
<linus> ;D
<aab> lol
<aab> rdmr getting banned more than theres poles in q3

(@_8bitlobster) i deal with fat rude ugly people for 5 hrs
(@_8bitlobster) then i come home and play pickups
(@_8bitlobster) i must be a masochist

(@SA|Namo) went to bathroom with plate and bloodsausage lmao

<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

(arq-away) CS and VQ3 are like masturbation: a release, but not a particularly satisfying one.
CPMA duels are like the first night with a new girlfriend: wild and passionate, leaving you drained.
And it still matters who comes first. :)

(rN) need high 3rd (eng) msg
(_8bitlobster) what the FUCK did you just say
(@MassMan) obviously he needs some stoned english 3rd grader to msg him
(@MassMan) i detect pedo

(@buff0x) fuck it, i want coco pops

<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
* Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) has joined #promode

<ovo> something sad has ruined my day for the past week
<ovo> whats happening to me
<subz`> puberty my friend
<subz`> it's puberty
<ovo> subz` why are my pants weat when i wake up but it doesnt smell like pee :E

<pizz> a chess game is infinite
<pizz> til u get chess mate

<voltran> hey TiDaN
<voltran> were you Dan in teh server?
<TiDaN> what? when?
<voltran> today
<voltran> TDM
<TiDaN> I was, yes. Why?
<voltran> TiDaN: just curious
<voltran> TiDaN: you said something about hoens didn't you?
<TiDaN> Yeah lol
<TiDaN> He did some haxx shot
<voltran> really
<TiDaN> a few times actually
<voltran> GOT DEMOZ???
<TiDaN> but you also di[04:01:39] <TiDaN> matt
<TiDaN> [04:01:44] <TiDaN> definitely make bgs smoke weed
<TiDaN> [04:01:47] <TiDaN> and then take him out
<TiDaN> [04:01:53] <TiDaN> and hook him up with a girl
<TiDaN> [04:01:55] <TiDaN> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<TiDaN> [04:02:25] <ragefilledmatt> HAHAHA
<TiDaN> [04:02:26] <ragefilledmatt> honestly
<TiDaN> [04:02:27] <ragefilledmatt> :>
<TiDaN> oh shit wrong paste
<TiDaN> SORRY BGS
<ragefilledmatt> lol
<voltran> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<voltran> OMFG
<voltran> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
<ragefilledmatt> nice recovery
<ragefilledmatt> dan
<ragefilledmatt> trying to play it off as a mistake~
<bgs> ur mean

<pizz> need to pee
<pizz> (again n again)
<pizz> :<
<pizz> :d
<pizz> ahaha
<pizz> this is awesome
<pizz> i just cant feel my cock anymore
<pizz> ;:D
<pizz> it feels like i did touch anothter guy'cocks

<@svr`> makotoo i want kids for the sole reason that I enjoy them

<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

<aggnog> pls ban endi. he ruined my life

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<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
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<spectre`> !who
<spectre`> wtf everyone is out on a friday night?

<emby> [amsg] if anyone from the UK has an A2 level general studies exam tomorow, could you please tell me what time it starts, i have no idea

<swelt> perhaps you should do the last 3 games tomorrow afternoon
<swelt> ?
<rZ`hoens> yeah
<rZ`hoens> you guys wanna do that?
<rZ`hoens> hold offon the finals til tomorrow?
<rZ`hoens> endi is that ok with you?
<zerox`> yep
<rZ`hoens> since swelt/snapcase are gay? :)
<endi> ez
<rZ`hoens> alright, we'll play tomorrow then
<swelt> afternoon, say 15:00ish cet?
<endi> mrlame got ballet tomo tho 8<
<rZ`hoens> lol :D

<su-noel> i've redownloaded the q3 1.32 pr
<@su-noel> and am reinstalling pb yet again
<@su-noel> which will work until pb crashes q3 again
<@su-noel> and then i reinstall again
<@su-noel> and of course, after the reinstall, i have to turn off pb, quit, then turn it back on
<@su-noel> it's just that simple
<@su-noel> pb makes it easy AND fun to play q3 without cheaters

<Menace|owned2> so gay
<[xeno]julios> wtf u got a thing against gay ppl?
<[xeno]julios> fuckin faggot

<su-Septik> then after I got chased by 5 gangs, I went to mcdonalds for the rest of the vacation
<kfc-specter|su> i bet the gangs were like, KILL THE GUY WITH THE GAY ACCENT!
<su-Septik> naaa my dutch accent is ownage
<[EYE]Lsv|su> lol
<[EYE]Lsv|su> HI VOULD U LIKE TU TUCH MA PENIS

[ NAM ] out of all the american states
[ NAM ] which one does the average american think is the most retarded
[ chk-putty ] pretty much all the 40 in the middle
[ chk-putty ] but the avg american lives in one of those 40
[ chk-putty ] so they dont think

(@endi) embroglio, :[ ] -> :|

(Cel`) i want mario mode
(Cel`) doublejump on head = kill
(Cel`) :D
(endi) and armors would make u bigger

(SHEFT) is #american a clan?
(gellehsak) no
(SHEFT) what is it then?
(SHEFT) just americans at qnet?
(SHEFT) :D
(gellehsak) long story short: shutup

<@lenny_drunk> i've met 5th man who said me if was a girl he would fuck me

<svr`> i've promised myself not to going into anything negative when it comes to other countries, races or whatever

* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

<dzuki> connection fixed !!!
* Quits: dzuki (~a@adao103.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<@aab> tdm is all about poland and cpm27

(ovo) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
(ovo) The concern is[citation needed] that Hawking radiation (which is still debated[27]) is not yet an experimentally-tested, or naturally observed phenomenon, and so micro black holes might not decay as rapidly as calculated, thereby accumulating inside the earth and 'devouring' it.[citation needed]
(ovo) prolly one in a million chance BUT I TAKE IT
(@svr`) i am sure the black hole is racist and will only devour afrika

<mantra> what's sands real name?
<_8bitlobster> sandro is his first name
<_8bitlobster> his surname is something spanish
<_8bitlobster> can't remember
<mantra> aah hmm
<_8bitlobster> <censored> or something
<_8bitlobster> y
<mantra> some spaniard/dane actually added me on facebook
<mantra> thought it might be sand, but different name
<_8bitlobster> nah i'm pretty sure he's sandro <censored>
<_8bitlobster> check if he's 4ft tall in his pics
<_8bitlobster> cos sand is a midget
<mantra> it says "likes men" in his profile
<_8bitlobster> it's sand

<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

<Falko> dont make fan at me

aHxNx:D: mass is like lugia
aHxNx:D: except lugia can aim

<snapcase> play more wow
<toxter> lol
<toxter> im not gunna play wow
<snapcase> PLAY WOW I SAY~!
<toxter> no way
<toxter> i dont wanna get addicted
<snapcase> HEHHHE
<snapcase> ADDICTED
<snapcase> what is that
<snapcase> :<
<toxter> aha
<snapcase> not like i'm addicted
<snapcase> :((((
<toxter> :)
<toxter> the 1 or 2 weeks i played the beta i hardly did anything else
<toxter> so i reckon i better stay away from it now :)
<snapcase> my day: wake up, play wow 14h, sleep
<snapcase> kinda simple loop actually
<toxter> awesome
<snapcase> not really
<snapcase> someone end my misery
<snapcase> shoot me

<chas\> quad > boobs

<faccc> do u live near the capital ?
<faccc> :>>>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<endi> i live in helsinki
<faccc> :>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>
<qtab> are you depressive and drink lotsa vodka then
<endi> no
<faccc> maybe I will come over to finland and rape in poker, jo ?:
<faccc> >:
<faccc> :>:>
<endi> k
<qtab> most finns are
<fortu> all of us are
<spongepoub> drunk and on the brink to suicide
<spongepoub> TIME TO PLAY QUAKE
<fortu> and after drinking vodka and being depressed, we go to sauna and roll in the snow

<kds> was boring @ def =/
<nip> ?
<nip> you dislike def?
<kds> you guys always shot the attackers to 1hp
<kds> then i just had to
<kds> 1 shot from mg
<kds> bam dead
<kds> and the waves were like...
<kds> 1 man waves in 3 minutes
<kds> zzz
<kds> then some guys coming to our base to blow themselves up
<kds> was watching and relaxin', drinking milk while they just rj'd to death there

<HammifeR> for some reason vq3 players like to play peepshow quake
<HammifeR> always peeping around corners
<p`LuGia> yea
<p`LuGia> always positioning
<p`LuGia> like cs
<mercs`away> lol stop the vq3 hate
<p`LuGia> haha i hate it becase they call it QUAKE
<HammifeR> cant help it. this is #promode afterall
<p`LuGia> only qw and cpm got the quake in them , rest is tacticalspaceshooters.
<mercs`away> cpm feels like you are fling on a hovertank lolo

<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program
<su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl
<su-noel> we keep him in a box

[kaosu] i was talking to my girlfriend the other day
[kaosu] she called me a pedophile... u know what i said to her?
[kaosu] pretty big words for a 9 year-old

([acid]) if wanted to add porn i'd place a 5m² pussy in the middle of the map
([acid]) :P
(maertz) hmm
(maertz) that'd be nice somehow
(maertz) lol
([acid]) giant pussy
([acid]) holding the ra inside :>
(verkopft0r) like the lava trap at bs on cpm21
(verkopft0r) remix it with a pussy
(verkopft0r) maertz was in the wrong place

(@gellehsak) welcome to newbiemode
(@gellehsak) please pass your tickets to the steward as he approaches

(xone) 1v1.
(soixante) yeah. Bind +forward and I'll see.
(xone) see what?
(xone) -5?

<makotoo> i started hurting myself when i was 5
<makotoo> emokidd
<aggnog> you're shit at it

<siedem> you know
<siedem> at least 2% of population are gay
<siedem> few ppl here...
* Joins: TPM|SyFa (WNB.BadGuy@82-128-231-113-KempPaituri-TR1.suomi.net)
<Nzr0> everyone here is gay
* Parts: TPM|SyFa (WNB.BadGuy@82-128-231-113-KempPaituri-TR1.suomi.net)

* aab penistouches nekon
<@nekon> not again
<aab> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
<@nekon> ;D

<@Liam> i'm director of toilet cleanliness at mcdonalds

(lennery) whats pamctop btw?
(lennery) ah u mena pamctop

<svr`> sergiOr and qper
<svr`> echbot is down atm
<svr`> you can play 1v1 here anyway:
<svr`> !q3 na1
<sergiOr> doh :(
<svr`> oh

<ix-ir> wales + sheep
<ix-ir> winner outcome
<ix-ir> wales
<aggnog> MASTERFUL
<aggnog> might wanna add that to quotes database was very lol : ) )

<@lenny^^> french is easy
<@lenny^^> i got it
<@lenny^^> almost as eng
<@lenny^^> but with another words
<@lenny^^> ses=his, dedans=inside
<@lenny^^> see? the same
<@pizzor> see= voir

<pizzy> i can understand lenny
<lenny^^> pizz is cool
<pizzy> at least he has a cool accent
<pizzy> :D
<pizzy> not like lob
<lenny^^> :))))
<pizzy> lob speaks like a dog
<_8bitlobster> wtf

(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

[ @minky_ ] !q3 defensivecat
[ @echbot2 ] defensivecat is defensive
[ @echbot2 ] Error querying server (null buffer || null address)

(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

*** aggnog is now known as lenny_happy
*** lenny_happy changes topic to ' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5syMkNwqP4 '
*** lenny_happy is now known as aggnog
*** Joins: _8bitlobster (~lob@lobstar.com)
*** L sets mode: +o _8bitlobster
<@_8bitlobster> missed lenny :(
<@_8bitlobster> OH YOU FUCKER

Funny can not be found

<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

<lolmatt> monkeys account for 80% of the monkey population throughout the world

<subz``> also how do you say shut the fuck up nekon in french
<@nekon> shut le fuck up
<@nekon> fromage

<koddy> all the swedes have quitter genes =(

<ix-ir> Duke Nukem (takes) Forever
<ix-ir> Half (a)life(time) 2

<shaun> i will make na t-shirts
<shaun> xD
<el_hefe> hah
<nip> I want tits on them
<nip> k? :p
<shaun> you will have

<arQon> yeah, cpm3 unfortunately has some brutal line-of-sight spawns problems

<nappen> I will kick you in the nut
<spongepoub> left or right?
<spongepoub> (it's a trick question)
<spongepoub> btw i have wandering testicles, you might be unlucky and they arent even there when you kick
<nappen> they travel around in your body?
<nappen> I think I love you poub
<nappen> you're a squid
<nappen> I have to agree
<nappen> THE NUTBOY
<nappen> hihihi
<nappen> : p
<spongepoub> man
<spongepoub> it's not funny
<spongepoub> once they wandered to my ass
<spongepoub> and i sat down
<nappen> ouch
<s1k``> ??? thats about 20cm, is that possible ?
<spongepoub> absolutely
<nip`> : D
<spongepoub> lately i gained some control about it

<q-tip> yanks just cant play quake
<q-tip> its like soccer

<Menace> 8 bucks
<Menace> that is enough for 8 bj's from lsv

<`_> E: <napalm-> where can i buy a cheap cd/dvd burner
<marC``> dunno about the burner but xone is pretty cheap

(@chk-putty) baby you are the one
(@chk-putty) you still turn me on
(@chk-putty) you can make me whole again

(@Drexciyian) .qw SEX ME!
(@[servu-8]) -QW- Message sent to 2351 users.
(@Drexciyian) lol

(embroglio) shut up reaver
(embroglio) you fucking woman

[verkypft]: ola hombres
[@Drexciyian]: u calling me an old whore ?=[

(TriPPl0r) xone what part of sweden u live in
(TriPPl0r) im coming to stockholm xone 8) hope u live near
(xone-) fo

<NYJA|n00n{> I NEED SOME RLY GOOD MOFEMENTER ON DM6
<NYJA|n00n{> WITH ROCKETS
<NYJA|n00n{> :XDDDD
<NYJA|n00n{> COZ MEW IS OFFLINE
<NYJA|n00n{> XDDDD
<aab> wth

<+_8bitlobster> play u like accordion

<@_8bitlobster> i gave this woman the aristocrats instead of the aristocats once
<@_8bitlobster> she was renting it for her little kid

(he works at blockbuster)

<`ror> http://www.youporn.com/watch/91080
<brut-> not clicking any of ror's links anymore

(@Badb0y) can someone do a speel check?
(@Badb0y) http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1492234

Now talking in #dsg.cz
<ffslight> hi
<@Fross> hi
<ffslight> what does dsg stand for?
<@Fross> members for q4
<ffslight> hmm, so its a clan for dislectic people or am i missing something?

<skint> cmon 2b
<_2b> noe
<skint> yes
<_2b> u will just call me a gym gay :D
<_2b> i would post a pic if it was more decent
<skint> just do it
<skint> your looking for a relationship with me
<skint> +not
<_2b> haha
<_2b> good word to miss by "mistake"

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

<+aggnog> spain in 14 hours ahaha raped
<+skint> which part aggnog
<+aggnog> all west coast
<+skint> west coast?
<+skint> thats portugal mate
<+aggnog> uh
<+aggnog> hahah east
<+aggnog> Be

_8bitlobster • what's the plans for today aggnog
aggnog • gonna go to tesco in a bit to get ingredients to make 2 big pizzas for the family and then in the evening i may see pk for some drinkies
aggnog • somewhere in the middle of this i will put off writing my cv
aggnog • play some cs
aggnog • and attempt to ""mack"" on girls
aggnog • via the medium of the internet

<JayyD> i"m not can good english

<soh-has3> if u play defrag a whole night and sleep only few rl begins to blur...
<soh-has3> u just wann doubljump everywhere

{@linkery} i life a perfectly normal life, i just dont pee or take a dump in normal places

(@bgs) I HAD THIS URGE
(@bgs) TO COME INTO MY MOUTH
(@bgs) when iw as fapping
(@bgs) im like
(@bgs) I NEED TO COME INTO MY MOUTH

<Nashwan\Drex> arq reminds me of those girls when i was at school, they let you feel there tits but wouldnt let into their panties

<voodoochopstiks> "If filesharing is theft, then photography is kidnapping."

<MassMan> lol
<spongepoub> gn
<MassMan> i've still got my running suit on
<MassMan> and my running shoes
<spongepoub> wtf
<MassMan> put them on at 6pm
<MassMan> guess i forgot to go running
<spongepoub> haha
<spongepoub> lol
<MassMan> fs im a geek =)

#cpmpickup spirit:

<g4nja`> yay im not banned
<g4nja`> who subbed?
<g4nja`> :)
<rawgue> g4nja` phil did
<g4nja`> k
<g4nja`> big cookie to you :)
<ph1l`> fo

<tigerchas> there only point in updating cpm anymore
<tigerchas> would be to remove tdm and duel
<tigerchas> and let the ctf nwbs be haoppy

<`ETG> (Keymasteryichawmpy) nobles drop more weapons than french infantry

<ix-ir> my mobile says 4:43 so that's about right
<ix-ir> =)
<`ETG> (aggnog) thxor !
<`ETG> (aggnog) guess i should get the house ready then bbl !
<ix-ir> ready for what?
<zerox> gangbang at aggnog`s house
<endi> agg was jumping on the beds while his parents were away

<mrlame> ive played some with linux 500hz mouse
<mrlame> so fucking nice
<mrlame> got like 35-40 shaft in duels dm4
<volante> havent even tried it
<mrlame> its really smooth
<mrlame> i can't almost play in windows anymore
<mrlame> :)
<mrlame> seriously its like day and night rat
<volante> :)
<mrlame> explorer 3
<mrlame> has to be usb
<mrlame> u have to patch the kernel
<mrlame> to get 500hz usb
<mrlame> any usb mice
<mrlame> but u have to patch the kernel

<pod1> duel anyone?
<pod1> is anyone here ?
<aggnog> 0
<pod1> : F
<pod1> :D
<pod1> 1
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<endi> u
<endi> wot a fokn pol nob
<aggnog> lol

*** Now talking in #nobles
*** Topic is 'FareTheWell until the next game! '

<@ps|ThunderZak> and ut is lame
<@ps|ThunderZak> they almost made it real good :/
<@ps|ThunderZak> but something horrible happened
<@ps|ThunderZak> they released it
<@ps|ThunderZak> :[

<su-Menace|owned> id rather get ogc'd then have to deal with pb

<niels-> b0se: haha, you know what that means? b0se? in danish. That means gay.
<b0se> oh dear
<b0se> in UK it means fuck all, in german it means evil (apparently)
<chk-putty> well duh
<su-Septik|busy> fuck all evil gays?

<su-kong|kfc`> omg im a fuckin retart

* aggnog|laptop strips naked , picks up endi and runs after drex

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Server is now moderated

<_8bitlobster> i sneezed and burst my ear drum
<_8bitlobster> i reckon that's actally possible
<_8bitlobster> build up some pretty big pressure in a sneeze
<_8bitlobster> if you had a mouth full of coal
<_8bitlobster> and you sneezed
<_8bitlobster> could prob maek diamond
<_8bitlobster> gonna try it

<@pizz> U
<@pizz> U
<@pizz> U
<@pizz> U
<@aab> u
<@pizz> U
<@aab> u
<@aab> egd
<@lenny> dopeheads
<@aab> : D

(@MassMan) men are really lucky that our penises arent visible through close like womens breasts
(@MassMan) their breasts get displayed for all to see 24/7, so a woman having tiny breasts has a problem even connecting to the opposite sex... a man with a tiny penis wont get dumped until he strips down and his lacking size gets revieled

(aggnog) news just in: drex sucks
(Drexciyian) =[
(Cel`) omg
(Cel`) is there a reporter live at the scene ?

(endi) MY DAD IS 191CM TALL
(endi) fyi

<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> WTH ?
<AL|EN> WTF ??F??F?F
<AL|EN> chg: CPM tele exit speed is 400, same as VQ3
<AL|EN> ???
<@svr`> ?!~?!??!
<@svr`> ZOMG
<@svr`> !?!??!!?!?
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<@svr`> !?!?!?!
<AL|EN> why t[14:28:39] <Pushpabon> cos after you come out the tele you do a quick circle and then jump
<Pushpabon> you get the double jump height if you execute the second jump within 0,4 seconds after the first
<Pushpabon> so be fast, go pro
<AL|EN> www.speedcapture.com -> Cpm -> Ranking Style 1
<ffslight> you must be extremely proud
<AL|EN> just sont tell me tha i cant run in cpm
<linkery> if you cant make rail tele to ya on cpm3a
<rurolf> defrag isn't cpm
<AL|EN> i DON"T want to learn some new TELE JUMPS !hey want to
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> KILL AL TELE JUMMPS ?
<AL|EN> WTF ?
<linkery> tele jumps work better now idiot
<AL|EN> YOU ARE IDIOT !
<linkery> ok
<linkery> pope -> dead
<linkery> lol
<AL|EN> i do CONSTANTLY ONETELEJUMP to YA on cpm3a !
<@svr`> dude
<@svr`> that still works
<AL|EN> and now i can't
<AL|EN> NO !
<ffslight> congratulations AL|EN, now you need to circlejump a bit more
<@svr`> ffslight he has all reason to complain
<ffslight> ~alien@aeev82.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
<ffslight> explains a lot
<@svr`> no
<@svr`> shh
<@svr`> he has a reason to complain about it
<AL|EN> don't tell me about strafejumping cos i am best running person on this planet
<ffslight> sure you are
<AL|EN> in cpm
<ffslight> and i'm the queen of england
<linkery> : DDDD
<@svr`> AL|EN
<@svr`> relax
<AL|EN> maby you will see official ranking ?
<@svr`> AL|EN
<linkery> svr` stop discussing with poles and connect to server
<@svr`> go to promode forums
<@svr`> and post the reasons you dislike it
<Pushpabon> uhh
<@svr`> in a polite and respectfull manor
<Pushpabon> I can do all the jumps again
<@svr`> with arguments why u think its'wrong

<arQon> source makes me cringe
<arQon> great sp engine
<arQon> WORST mp engine EVER
<arQon> literally LESS advanced than NETQUAKE

<Spetz`> duel anyone?
<demu> sure
<Spetz`> someone ban him already?
<nekon> ban who
<demu> i beat him in duel earlier and he got raged
<LuGia> haha
<nekon> lol

<GoD^spyteman> i lol'd when you died at our ya
<GoD^spyteman> and i was spawning next and just rushing in
<GoD^spyteman> getting ya + regen + flag
<GoD^spyteman> and ele was chasing i think
<GoD^spyteman> his enemymodel even looked raged
<GoD^spyteman> ahaha

(Falzzi) guy in a school near my school said that hes gonna kill people in his school tomorrow, he got busted and is now hanging out with the cops :DDDDD
(fptl1ty) hahha
(Pushpabon) Falzzi :DDDDDd
(Pushpabon) explain
(fptl1ty) true Falzzi?
(@svr``) lol
(@svr``) what a noob
(Falzzi) yeah
(Pushpabon) Where did he say it?
(@svr``) he should have just stfu and do it
(fptl1ty) -.-
(Falzzi) he had textmessaged a few people about it
(@svr``) stupid stupid guy
(Falzzi) that hes gonna kill people
(@svr``) lol
(Pushpabon) XD
(@svr``) WAY TO GO
(@svr``) ..
(Pushpabon) lmao

<damn`pRo> omg how sick is this video
* ix-ir sets mode: +b *!*@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org
* Pushpabon was kicked by ix-ir (you deserve a ban for that, don't forget next time)
<damn`pRo> have u seen the link pushpabon posted ?
<damn`pRo> http://Entire_Line_of_People_Get_Executed_in_Iraq
<LuGia> AHHAAHAH
<LuGia> AHHAAHAH
<LuGia> AHHAAHAH
<LuGia> damn`pRo you just getting banned
<LuGia> anytime now
<damn`pRo> ?
* ix-ir sets mode: +b *!*@damn1337.users.quakenet.org
* damn`pRo was kicked by ix-ir (damn`pRo)

<_8bitlobster> and then at least i could put a finger up my bum i suppose
<aggnog> oh yeah and has anyone done that
<aggnog> fucking ace !
<aggnog> saying that i haven't done it in a long time just cause it's a lot more effort involved :E
<aggnog> i did once use the handle of a bike pump ;-d
<Liam> what
<_8bitlobster> but you don't have a bike
<_8bitlobster> so that means
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
<aggnog> HAHAHAHHAHA
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<pizz> put 2 coind of 50c
<pizz> and it gave my my money back
<pizz> the 2 coins
<pizz> with the stuff i picked
<pizz> im with 4 cocks
<pizz> 2 ice tea
<syL_> omg best day ever
<syL_> i always knew that frensh could by cocks at vending machines

(xrg) xrg alert!
(xrg) the kinga have arived

<spetz> you got all the lucky spawns [q3 amphi]
<spetz> you are a bigger dick than i am

<kilem> if you talk shit to me (nvc) at eswc qualifiers i will fucking strangle you

(flu-knot) Our team has not attending this great organization through the afflictive reason.

<Spetz`> Is combinations or permutations correct for calculating odds of certain spawn combos appearing on each map?

<Liam> guys
<Liam> guys
<Liam> i just thought of an awesome chat up line#
<Liam> you have to be playing poker with the girl
<Liam> and you basically say this at some point: i see your bum and raise you my penis
<Liam> alright i'll be back in a week
<mantra> raisist

<aggnog> lenny how much can you bench
<lennoxRU> bench?
<aggnog> when u lie on your back and lift weights
<lennoxRU> have never lifted things
<lennoxRU> work with ur weight homie, work with ur weight
<aggnog> was just asking how strong u were m8 !! nothing personal if you're a pussy !!

<brut-> wow I need a new hobby
<bgs> lol
<bgs> what
<brut-> I'm reading our digital switch documentation
<brut-> and its 2315 on friday night
<poindexter> nerd
<bgs> WELL GUESS WHAT i got invited to a friends cottage on a lake tommorow
<bgs> but i dont feel like going
<poindexter> ...
<bgs> in fact id rather play my new awesome korg tr88
<poindexter> go catch me a muskie
<bgs> :<
<poindexter> and mail it to me
<poindexter> rather have denver
<bgs rather have a big cock
<bgs> :(
<poindexter> *strange silence*