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(Pushpabon) !add tdm

<lennox> dont funny

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

<flu1d> !who
<flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
<flu1d> something not right about that combo

(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo

<EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
<Liam> paperback or hardback?
<EG|gellehsak> paperback

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

[ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
[ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a

<aggnog> _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸ _¸,.-°´¯`°-.,¸_¸,.-°´¯`°-.
<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

<@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover

<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

(@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
(@_8bitlobster) wut
(@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
(@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
(@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing

(vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
(vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
(vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
(vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
(vamp1re-) and i was like
(vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN

<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

(Vo0) i was on a server
(Vo0) and there was xone
(Vo0) he got RA
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(Vo0) he pressed jump
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(Vo0) he saw the enemy
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(Vo0) he killed him
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(cone) xD
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(Vo0) he gets health
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(cone) lololol
(Vo0) i mean
(Vo0) jesus
(cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/

<Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
<ovo> :))
<Drexciyian> but ??
<ix-ir> why?
<ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
<ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
<ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
<ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
<ovo> so they didnt play full steam
<ix-ir> ahha
<ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
<ovo> :D:D

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

<sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google

<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

<@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
<@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
<@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
<@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat

<h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
<mash``> you are welcome
<h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
<h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
<h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
<mash``> hey
<mash``> not all of us are assholes

<@Terifire> I need a social life:\
<@gaiia> Terifire
<@gaiia> let's play?
<@Terifire> ok

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

<d0n|uFa> server was ?
<d0n|uFa> ip ?
<damn-> go.fuck.your.self:27960
<d0n|uFa> oke
<d0n|uFa> is not working

<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

<aggnog> liam
<Liam> ?
<aggnog> bender
<Liam> :/

ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra

dys • falko we all know you masturbate to choppy polish porn
Falko • lol
Falko • no
dys • oh
dys • well i do
Falko • not saying im not masturbatinh
Falko • i dont do that with porn
Falko • i need somethign realistic
Falko • for example
Falko • last day i saw a couple from my window
Falko • i live in lol place
nzme • what?
Falko • and he was pushing her from behind
Falko • so i started to masturbate
dys • ROFL
nzme • he 'saw'
dys • wow
nzme • he was spying
Falko • no i wasnt

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

<xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
<xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
<xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots

<chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
<chk-putty> good old times
<@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

<xrg> ovo ur msn avatar look like james bond without the 00
<xrg> my name is bond
<xrg> bond james

<@linus> metafore.. uhh
<@linus> how is it spelled
<@linus> britfags
<@linus> Liam _8bitlobster
<@Liam> oh come on link
<@Liam> google would've told you that easily
<@linus> yes because nothing on google is wrong Liam
<@linus> i remember looking some other word up and it ended up beeing wrong
<@_8bitlobster> was it "being" ?

<ESReality> [Demo] VORPAL vs shit ( http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1607843 )
<vorpal-> SEE THAT DEMO GUYS
<vorpal-> DONT DELETE IT
<vorpal-> !
<thomasthomas> what demo?
<vorpal-> THE DEMO
<vorpal-> OF COURSE
<thomasthomas> i dont see a demo
<vorpal-> FUCK
<vorpal-> YOU DELETED IT
<vorpal-> GOD DAMNIT
<vorpal-> IM UPLOADING IT AGAIN
<{51}ninja-4-L> lol
<vorpal-> I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL NIGHT

<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

<@flu1d> it was total role reversal
<@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down

<ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
<ph1l`> that's how important i am

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood

<trippy> endi do you know what i am?
<endi`> cunt
<trippy> bravo

eGames: When you look at the modding-scene today, how would you describe it in just three words?
arQon: Bunch of idiots.

<ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
<ahxnxa> pretending
<Liam> what
<ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
<ahxnxa> :D
<Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it

(waitze): sorry, my englich is easy

<fun1bYlOL> not really : (
<fun1bYlOL> dont go all ahxnxa and ovo on us
<niplar> who?
<fun1bYlOL> ..two finnish players
<fun1bYlOL> beavis and butthead
<niplar> ow

<koddyy> atleast here in finland there's an old saying: nainen kuuluu nyrkin ja hellan v䬩in, which is roughly translated as woman belongs between a fist and a cooker

<tom--C> sean did me and liam ever tell you about the time we tried to prank call you at work?
<8bitlobster> no
<8bitlobster> how did that go?
<tom--C> some other guy answered and liam asked if you had big titties 34 in stock and he said no and liam hung up
<tom--C> it was crap

<@Drexy> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4607/palinmv2.jpg
<@Drexy> ID HIT IT
<skint> 110%
<moonshield> :D
<@[master]> Drexy only because you like younger women!

<mazz00> !add ctf
* echbot2 changes topic to 'FTAG [0/8] ][ 2v2 [0/4] ][ CTFS [0/6] ][ TDM [5/8] ][ CTF [8/8] ][ NTF [3/10] || NEW CPMA BETA CLIENT >>> http://www.box.net/shared/eiirr51be0'
-echbot2:#cpmpickup- Game [CTF] ready to start in #cpmpickup !!!
<@echbot2> Game ready @ 213.239.188.13:33400;password lobstarz - Players: xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00 - Captains: XatrIX mazz00
<xou|away> polak warning!
<mazz00> thx :D
<koddy> ruiner
<mazz00> i must have the same nick on irc and q3 ??
<`ror> yes
<mazz00> thx
<`ror> go to the server
<mazz00> i cant join to server :((
<mercur1> you have the beta version?
<koddy> mazz00 read the topic
<mercur1> of cpma?
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> xgo, sbshootme, XatrIX, aab, `ror, rackare, mnx-, mazz00
<XatrIX> join server
<mazz00> what is version cpma on lobstratz server??
<mercur1> haha
<mercur1> mazz00: 1.44 beta
<koddy> mazz00 the one in the topic
<mazz00> lol
<koddy> download it please
<mazz00> i have 1.43
<+MassMan> mazz00 read topic for the 45th time
<mazz00> where i can download this??
<XatrIX> READ TOPIC BEFORE ADDING PLEASE ????
<+MassMan> polak warning
<koddy> we already said you 4 times that READ the topic
<+MassMan> polak warning
<mercur1> lol
<+MassMan> polak warning
<+MassMan> polak warning

<tom--C> Quote of the Day - Bernard Baruch - "Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why."
<tom--C> the first one who gave a shit
<Liam> newton was a bit of a nerd really wasn't he
<Liam> "ERM I THINK I'LL FIND A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY APPLES FALL" while everyone else was having sex and eating apples

<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<aggnog> Liam need your responsible help
<Liam> what
<aggnog> 1. find us a vent server
<aggnog> 2. set up your server
<aggnog> 3. stfu and complete 1+2

<Reptile> liam and lob
<Reptile> come play 2v2
<Reptile> ;P
<_8bitlobster> can't
<_8bitlobster> i have to go do... something else
<_8bitlobster> YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
* Quits: _8bitlobster (Quit)

<tommy-zoom> whats up interbits
<Liam> i got a job
<tommy-zoom> doing what Liam
<Liam> lying about having a job
<Liam> i just got fired

quit: Pushpabon (~none@Pushpabon.users.quakenet.org) (Signed off)

<Falko> fuck u ovo
<Falko> ur bird face s ovofull

<light_> funny that spartie guy didnt win one match on ztn that whole tournament
<light_> :D
<drago\> neither did you!
<drago\> or me for that matter
<drago\> so we are about equal
<drago\> which means you are also german

(OVGA|Josh) Do you play Quake 3? Quake 4? Warsow? Looking to get a bit more practice in before a big LAN event? Check out #OVGA for a chance to have some fun and win some cash!
(mantra) Do you ever SU? STFU? And GTFO? Looking to be a bit more liked on the interwebs? Check out /quit and leave the rest of us in peace!
(OVGA|Josh) O_O
* OVGA|Josh (~joshfolla@prodiG.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

<toopok4k3> !top10
<toopok4k3> lol
<toopok4k3> nerdlist
<+ror> !top10
<mercur1> !top10
<Metallist> !top10
<+ror> you know whats funny in us channel bgs was 1st and 2nd once
<+ror> so he basically outnerded himself and everyone else twice over

<maertz> picmip 1 skins are ruining promode

(+MightyVVhitey) curses, how do i change the IRC font syle?\
(+_tek) alt o
(+_tek) for options
(+_tek) somewhere in there
(+aggnog) don't ! that makes you quit , use alt f + c
(..quit) (MightyVVhitey) (Read error: EOF from client)

<+noctis`> oh cool, so now esr got a new database and all the content is gone
<@tom--C> we removed all your demos and now the database is empty

<+Liam> need a job so i don't have to play games with you idiots anymore

<aggnog> i been in spain homie
<lenny_fantazer> hows dat
<aggnog> v fun
<lenny_fantazer> they fucking cant speak english i know

<esoteric> im cooking firecrackers
<esoteric> i will report my status every 10 minutes

[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf

<pizz|dk> btw guys
<pizz|dk> i just beoken a windows
<pizz|dk> then pissed on ti
<pizz|dk> the trow away a bbq machine
<pizz|dk> then poo on it
<pizz|dk> was awa..
<pizz|dk> wait for it
<pizz|dk> zzzzzzzzzzzing
<pizz|dk> ;$
<Liam> pizz you're more lenny than lenny

quake commentator saying "rockets fly from both sides" is kinda like a tennis commentator saying "both players are hitting the ball!"

(c) koddy

(@bgs) I HAD THIS URGE
(@bgs) TO COME INTO MY MOUTH
(@bgs) when iw as fapping
(@bgs) im like
(@bgs) I NEED TO COME INTO MY MOUTH

<_8bitlobster> aggnog played jon4than with aimbot on and lost
<_8bitlobster> :DDDDDDD

<spg> but now i start to notice glitches..
<spg> locked at 120
<spg> it glitches to exactly 80 sometimes
<spg> god i hate that
<zerox> what are glitches?
<spg> schokskes
<spg> euhm
<spg> happeringen
<spg> euhm
<spg> english? :P
<MassMan> fps drops?
<spg> yes & no
<spg> yes
<spg> :P
<MassMan> and lol@ schokskes
<zerox> sounds like sth to eat
<MassMan> everything sounds like somthing to eat to you zerox... you fatty german
<zerox> :(
<MassMan> but it's ok
<MassMan> i bet funnyb thinks schokskes sounds like something to bone
<funnyb> would be lie if i said i didnt

<su-Septik> then after I got chased by 5 gangs, I went to mcdonalds for the rest of the vacation
<kfc-specter|su> i bet the gangs were like, KILL THE GUY WITH THE GAY ACCENT!
<su-Septik> naaa my dutch accent is ownage
<[EYE]Lsv|su> lol
<[EYE]Lsv|su> HI VOULD U LIKE TU TUCH MA PENIS

(@buff0x) fuck it, i want coco pops

<linkery> OMG
<linkery> WHERE IS
<linkery> PPB
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(@SA|Namo) went to bathroom with plate and bloodsausage lmao

<voltran> hey TiDaN
<voltran> were you Dan in teh server?
<TiDaN> what? when?
<voltran> today
<voltran> TDM
<TiDaN> I was, yes. Why?
<voltran> TiDaN: just curious
<voltran> TiDaN: you said something about hoens didn't you?
<TiDaN> Yeah lol
<TiDaN> He did some haxx shot
<voltran> really
<TiDaN> a few times actually
<voltran> GOT DEMOZ???
<TiDaN> but you also di[04:01:39] <TiDaN> matt
<TiDaN> [04:01:44] <TiDaN> definitely make bgs smoke weed
<TiDaN> [04:01:47] <TiDaN> and then take him out
<TiDaN> [04:01:53] <TiDaN> and hook him up with a girl
<TiDaN> [04:01:55] <TiDaN> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
<TiDaN> [04:02:25] <ragefilledmatt> HAHAHA
<TiDaN> [04:02:26] <ragefilledmatt> honestly
<TiDaN> [04:02:27] <ragefilledmatt> :>
<TiDaN> oh shit wrong paste
<TiDaN> SORRY BGS
<ragefilledmatt> lol
<voltran> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<voltran> OMFG
<voltran> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
<ragefilledmatt> nice recovery
<ragefilledmatt> dan
<ragefilledmatt> trying to play it off as a mistake~
<bgs> ur mean

<ultrametatehbos> i dont speak the languauge monkeys do

<lenny_fantazer> you may loud as much as you want, it will not make you any closer to the truth
<lenny_fantazer> you have noticed only that you cant get most of the things i say
<lenny_fantazer> and its not my fault

<@_8bitlobster> yeah but i have to talk to strangers all day @ work
<@_8bitlobster> like on thur
<@_8bitlobster> some guy was in with his loud chav gf
<@_8bitlobster> and she was kicking up a fuss
<@_8bitlobster> about some shit
<@_8bitlobster> and he was like 'do you wanna take her'
<@_8bitlobster> or the usual crap
<@_8bitlobster> and i was just like no fucking way
<@_8bitlobster> and there was just silence
<@thomasthomas> hahahahaha
<@Liam> haha
<@Liam> hahaha

<Falko> dont make fan at me

<aggnog> pls ban endi. he ruined my life

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<thomasthomas> hi
<aggnog> holla
<thomasthomas> cant sit outside at a busstop and use irc this is just too much for me
<thomasthomas> too much
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<spectre`> !who
<spectre`> wtf everyone is out on a friday night?

<su-Septik|busy> sol likes fat chicks
<su-|Soloist|> once u go fat...u never go back
<su-Septik|busy> I wouldn't know:o
<su-|Soloist|> sure...
<su-|Soloist|> theyre like riding mopeds
<su-|Soloist|> fun till ur friends find out

(@endi) embroglio, :[ ] -> :|

<pan1> any1 with a huge connection around ?
<Corrupted> yap
<sbs_> you mean like, for drugs?

<XatrIX> who got banned?
<linus> rdmr
<linus> ;D
<aab> lol
<aab> rdmr getting banned more than theres poles in q3

(@_8bitlobster) i deal with fat rude ugly people for 5 hrs
(@_8bitlobster) then i come home and play pickups
(@_8bitlobster) i must be a masochist

(@svr`) Pushpabon
(@svr`) u know what ur goign to study yet?
(Pushpabon) wat
(Pushpabon) nope
(GoD^spyteman) metal music + nazi history on Universitet of Wikipedia

<@svr`> seriously
<@svr`> i'd pay millions
<@svr`> to be a 13 year old hot girl...

<subz``> also how do you say shut the fuck up nekon in french
<@nekon> shut le fuck up
<@nekon> fromage

<kds> was boring @ def =/
<nip> ?
<nip> you dislike def?
<kds> you guys always shot the attackers to 1hp
<kds> then i just had to
<kds> 1 shot from mg
<kds> bam dead
<kds> and the waves were like...
<kds> 1 man waves in 3 minutes
<kds> zzz
<kds> then some guys coming to our base to blow themselves up
<kds> was watching and relaxin', drinking milk while they just rj'd to death there

<Menace|owned2> so gay
<[xeno]julios> wtf u got a thing against gay ppl?
<[xeno]julios> fuckin faggot

<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program
<su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl
<su-noel> we keep him in a box

(rN) need high 3rd (eng) msg
(_8bitlobster) what the FUCK did you just say
(@MassMan) obviously he needs some stoned english 3rd grader to msg him
(@MassMan) i detect pedo

<siedem> you know
<siedem> at least 2% of population are gay
<siedem> few ppl here...
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<Nzr0> everyone here is gay
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<@aab> tdm is all about poland and cpm27

(ovo) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
(ovo) The concern is[citation needed] that Hawking radiation (which is still debated[27]) is not yet an experimentally-tested, or naturally observed phenomenon, and so micro black holes might not decay as rapidly as calculated, thereby accumulating inside the earth and 'devouring' it.[citation needed]
(ovo) prolly one in a million chance BUT I TAKE IT
(@svr`) i am sure the black hole is racist and will only devour afrika

<ovo> something sad has ruined my day for the past week
<ovo> whats happening to me
<subz`> puberty my friend
<subz`> it's puberty
<ovo> subz` why are my pants weat when i wake up but it doesnt smell like pee :E

<@svr`> makotoo i want kids for the sole reason that I enjoy them

<moonshield_> midwest america thinks obama is a terrorist
<Reptile> inbred iq 80 rednecks.. yet i pity them
<nekon> iq 80 lol
<nekon> you think they got that much
<nekon> ;/
<Reptile> 80 required to open a door
<nekon> so
<nekon> they SHOOT the door open

<Falko> i will get my anus up ur ass

Funny can not be found

<mantra> what's sands real name?
<_8bitlobster> sandro is his first name
<_8bitlobster> his surname is something spanish
<_8bitlobster> can't remember
<mantra> aah hmm
<_8bitlobster> <censored> or something
<_8bitlobster> y
<mantra> some spaniard/dane actually added me on facebook
<mantra> thought it might be sand, but different name
<_8bitlobster> nah i'm pretty sure he's sandro <censored>
<_8bitlobster> check if he's 4ft tall in his pics
<_8bitlobster> cos sand is a midget
<mantra> it says "likes men" in his profile
<_8bitlobster> it's sand

aHxNx:D: mass is like lugia
aHxNx:D: except lugia can aim

<emby> [amsg] if anyone from the UK has an A2 level general studies exam tomorow, could you please tell me what time it starts, i have no idea

<swelt> perhaps you should do the last 3 games tomorrow afternoon
<swelt> ?
<rZ`hoens> yeah
<rZ`hoens> you guys wanna do that?
<rZ`hoens> hold offon the finals til tomorrow?
<rZ`hoens> endi is that ok with you?
<zerox`> yep
<rZ`hoens> since swelt/snapcase are gay? :)
<endi> ez
<rZ`hoens> alright, we'll play tomorrow then
<swelt> afternoon, say 15:00ish cet?
<endi> mrlame got ballet tomo tho 8<
<rZ`hoens> lol :D

<faccc> do u live near the capital ?
<faccc> :>>>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<endi> i live in helsinki
<faccc> :>>
<endi> :>>>>>>>>>>>>
<qtab> are you depressive and drink lotsa vodka then
<endi> no
<faccc> maybe I will come over to finland and rape in poker, jo ?:
<faccc> >:
<faccc> :>:>
<endi> k
<qtab> most finns are
<fortu> all of us are
<spongepoub> drunk and on the brink to suicide
<spongepoub> TIME TO PLAY QUAKE
<fortu> and after drinking vodka and being depressed, we go to sauna and roll in the snow

(arq-away) CS and VQ3 are like masturbation: a release, but not a particularly satisfying one.
CPMA duels are like the first night with a new girlfriend: wild and passionate, leaving you drained.
And it still matters who comes first. :)

<@ps|ThunderZak> and ut is lame
<@ps|ThunderZak> they almost made it real good :/
<@ps|ThunderZak> but something horrible happened
<@ps|ThunderZak> they released it
<@ps|ThunderZak> :[

<su-noel> i've redownloaded the q3 1.32 pr
<@su-noel> and am reinstalling pb yet again
<@su-noel> which will work until pb crashes q3 again
<@su-noel> and then i reinstall again
<@su-noel> and of course, after the reinstall, i have to turn off pb, quit, then turn it back on
<@su-noel> it's just that simple
<@su-noel> pb makes it easy AND fun to play q3 without cheaters

[ NAM ] out of all the american states
[ NAM ] which one does the average american think is the most retarded
[ chk-putty ] pretty much all the 40 in the middle
[ chk-putty ] but the avg american lives in one of those 40
[ chk-putty ] so they dont think

(Cel`) i want mario mode
(Cel`) doublejump on head = kill
(Cel`) :D
(endi) and armors would make u bigger

(SHEFT) is #american a clan?
(gellehsak) no
(SHEFT) what is it then?
(SHEFT) just americans at qnet?
(SHEFT) :D
(gellehsak) long story short: shutup

<@lenny_drunk> i've met 5th man who said me if was a girl he would fuck me

<svr`> i've promised myself not to going into anything negative when it comes to other countries, races or whatever

* HAL_9000 1v1 pm me
<pizz> HAL_9000
<pizz> duel tubo---
<pizz> he is like you
<pizz> 2 months of cpm
<pizz> and 75% rg
<pizz> go ahead
<HAL_9000> pizz are you his secretary?

<dzuki> connection fixed !!!
* Quits: dzuki (~a@adao103.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

(LuGia): does wsw already have matchmaker?
(aggnog): i'd start looking outside before trying to get a gf online mate

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<@_8bitlobster> missed lenny :(
<@_8bitlobster> OH YOU FUCKER

<pizz> a chess game is infinite
<pizz> til u get chess mate

<pizz> need to pee
<pizz> (again n again)
<pizz> :<
<pizz> :d
<pizz> ahaha
<pizz> this is awesome
<pizz> i just cant feel my cock anymore
<pizz> ;:D
<pizz> it feels like i did touch anothter guy'cocks

intellectual conversation with #cpmpickup

<dNq> I live in hungary (EU btw) teh avrg life quality really low, I work in 8 hours/day learn on university avarage 6
<dNq> the avarge free time in a week around 40 hours
<dNq> If I count sleep 6 hours /day
<dNq> and
<dNq> Ive not too high life quality
<dNq> but say that hungarians are all gypsys
<dNq> hate us dear EU!
<dNq> or other half of eu dont know us
<dNq> :D
<dNq> one half hate, other half dont know wtf is hungary
<dNq> its pissin me
<Mou7on-> I know hungary personnaly
<ShreDdy> all without germany is bullshit
<ShreDdy> :D

(lsv) so shit
(lsv) why's it pick up in October
(lsv) the students get lazy
(lsv) and instead of being raped in school they wanted to be virtually sodomized ?
(shlt) i think the back to school fad/realization that even at college they arent gonna get laid fade wears off
(shlt) then its quake time

<lenny> I WANNA SOUP

<shlt> godamnti
<shlt> i wanna watch entourage
<shlt> but fuckin idiots
<shlt> watchin baseball
<nineX> you have a roommate?
<voltran> uh
<voltran> shlt's mother
<voltran> is using the TV

_8bitlobster • what's the plans for today aggnog
aggnog • gonna go to tesco in a bit to get ingredients to make 2 big pizzas for the family and then in the evening i may see pk for some drinkies
aggnog • somewhere in the middle of this i will put off writing my cv
aggnog • play some cs
aggnog • and attempt to ""mack"" on girls
aggnog • via the medium of the internet

<lolmatt> monkeys account for 80% of the monkey population throughout the world

15:04 <deep-> i cant stand germans
15:04 <@spyteman> how come deep-
15:04 <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:04 <ZEN|ele> <deep-> they refuse to learn english and, ya, hitler
15:05 <ZEN|ele> never heared anything more stupid

<snapcase> play more wow
<toxter> lol
<toxter> im not gunna play wow
<snapcase> PLAY WOW I SAY~!
<toxter> no way
<toxter> i dont wanna get addicted
<snapcase> HEHHHE
<snapcase> ADDICTED
<snapcase> what is that
<snapcase> :<
<toxter> aha
<snapcase> not like i'm addicted
<snapcase> :((((
<toxter> :)
<toxter> the 1 or 2 weeks i played the beta i hardly did anything else
<toxter> so i reckon i better stay away from it now :)
<snapcase> my day: wake up, play wow 14h, sleep
<snapcase> kinda simple loop actually
<toxter> awesome
<snapcase> not really
<snapcase> someone end my misery
<snapcase> shoot me

<chas\> quad > boobs

<HammifeR> for some reason vq3 players like to play peepshow quake
<HammifeR> always peeping around corners
<p`LuGia> yea
<p`LuGia> always positioning
<p`LuGia> like cs
<mercs`away> lol stop the vq3 hate
<p`LuGia> haha i hate it becase they call it QUAKE
<HammifeR> cant help it. this is #promode afterall
<p`LuGia> only qw and cpm got the quake in them , rest is tacticalspaceshooters.
<mercs`away> cpm feels like you are fling on a hovertank lolo

<su-Menace|owned> id rather get ogc'd then have to deal with pb

<`_> E: <napalm-> where can i buy a cheap cd/dvd burner
<marC``> dunno about the burner but xone is pretty cheap

([acid]) if wanted to add porn i'd place a 5m² pussy in the middle of the map
([acid]) :P
(maertz) hmm
(maertz) that'd be nice somehow
(maertz) lol
([acid]) giant pussy
([acid]) holding the ra inside :>
(verkopft0r) like the lava trap at bs on cpm21
(verkopft0r) remix it with a pussy
(verkopft0r) maertz was in the wrong place

(@gellehsak) welcome to newbiemode
(@gellehsak) please pass your tickets to the steward as he approaches

(embroglio) shut up reaver
(embroglio) you fucking woman

(xone) 1v1.
(soixante) yeah. Bind +forward and I'll see.
(xone) see what?
(xone) -5?

<makotoo> i started hurting myself when i was 5
<makotoo> emokidd
<aggnog> you're shit at it

<`ror> http://www.youporn.com/watch/91080
<brut-> not clicking any of ror's links anymore

* aab penistouches nekon
<@nekon> not again
<aab> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
<@nekon> ;D

<@Liam> i'm director of toilet cleanliness at mcdonalds

(lennery) whats pamctop btw?
(lennery) ah u mena pamctop

<svr`> sergiOr and qper
<svr`> echbot is down atm
<svr`> you can play 1v1 here anyway:
<svr`> !q3 na1
<sergiOr> doh :(
<svr`> oh

<ix-ir> wales + sheep
<ix-ir> winner outcome
<ix-ir> wales
<aggnog> MASTERFUL
<aggnog> might wanna add that to quotes database was very lol : ) )

<@lenny^^> french is easy
<@lenny^^> i got it
<@lenny^^> almost as eng
<@lenny^^> but with another words
<@lenny^^> ses=his, dedans=inside
<@lenny^^> see? the same
<@pizzor> see= voir

<pizzy> i can understand lenny
<lenny^^> pizz is cool
<pizzy> at least he has a cool accent
<pizzy> :D
<pizzy> not like lob
<lenny^^> :))))
<pizzy> lob speaks like a dog
<_8bitlobster> wtf

[ @minky_ ] !q3 defensivecat
[ @echbot2 ] defensivecat is defensive
[ @echbot2 ] Error querying server (null buffer || null address)

<depr> so
<depr> all we need is gnr
* gnr` (~skib@stuED66.kent.ac.uk) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<depr> nice

<JayyD> i"m not can good english

<doug> morning
<TTimo> morning
<Liam> afternoon RACISTS
<Reptile> Liam never greets people who's not like him
<Reptile> :<
<ix> you mean thin people?
<Liam> fuck you ix
<Reptile> HAHA.
<Reptile> good one ix
<Reptile> [+]

(exerge) Its to bad that the cpma community is so fucking bad, the game cpma is so fucking good! but the community is fucking bad.. so therefor cpma will never be good! :|

<koddy> all the swedes have quitter genes =(

<MassMan> lol
<spongepoub> gn
<MassMan> i've still got my running suit on
<MassMan> and my running shoes
<spongepoub> wtf
<MassMan> put them on at 6pm
<MassMan> guess i forgot to go running
<spongepoub> haha
<spongepoub> lol
<MassMan> fs im a geek =)

<tigerchas> there only point in updating cpm anymore
<tigerchas> would be to remove tdm and duel
<tigerchas> and let the ctf nwbs be haoppy

<ix-ir> Duke Nukem (takes) Forever
<ix-ir> Half (a)life(time) 2

<shaun> i will make na t-shirts
<shaun> xD
<el_hefe> hah
<nip> I want tits on them
<nip> k? :p
<shaun> you will have

<arQon> yeah, cpm3 unfortunately has some brutal line-of-sight spawns problems

<nappen> I will kick you in the nut
<spongepoub> left or right?
<spongepoub> (it's a trick question)
<spongepoub> btw i have wandering testicles, you might be unlucky and they arent even there when you kick
<nappen> they travel around in your body?
<nappen> I think I love you poub
<nappen> you're a squid
<nappen> I have to agree
<nappen> THE NUTBOY
<nappen> hihihi
<nappen> : p
<spongepoub> man
<spongepoub> it's not funny
<spongepoub> once they wandered to my ass
<spongepoub> and i sat down
<nappen> ouch
<s1k``> ??? thats about 20cm, is that possible ?
<spongepoub> absolutely
<nip`> : D
<spongepoub> lately i gained some control about it

<q-tip> yanks just cant play quake
<q-tip> its like soccer

<Menace> 8 bucks
<Menace> that is enough for 8 bj's from lsv

<niels-> b0se: haha, you know what that means? b0se? in danish. That means gay.
<b0se> oh dear
<b0se> in UK it means fuck all, in german it means evil (apparently)
<chk-putty> well duh
<su-Septik|busy> fuck all evil gays?

[kaosu] i was talking to my girlfriend the other day
[kaosu] she called me a pedophile... u know what i said to her?
[kaosu] pretty big words for a 9 year-old

(@chk-putty) baby you are the one
(@chk-putty) you still turn me on
(@chk-putty) you can make me whole again

(@Drexciyian) .qw SEX ME!
(@[servu-8]) -QW- Message sent to 2351 users.
(@Drexciyian) lol

[verkypft]: ola hombres
[@Drexciyian]: u calling me an old whore ?=[

(TriPPl0r) xone what part of sweden u live in
(TriPPl0r) im coming to stockholm xone 8) hope u live near
(xone-) fo

<arQon> source makes me cringe
<arQon> great sp engine
<arQon> WORST mp engine EVER
<arQon> literally LESS advanced than NETQUAKE

<NYJA|n00n{> I NEED SOME RLY GOOD MOFEMENTER ON DM6
<NYJA|n00n{> WITH ROCKETS
<NYJA|n00n{> :XDDDD
<NYJA|n00n{> COZ MEW IS OFFLINE
<NYJA|n00n{> XDDDD
<aab> wth

<GoD^spyteman> i lol'd when you died at our ya
<GoD^spyteman> and i was spawning next and just rushing in
<GoD^spyteman> getting ya + regen + flag
<GoD^spyteman> and ele was chasing i think
<GoD^spyteman> his enemymodel even looked raged
<GoD^spyteman> ahaha

<+_8bitlobster> play u like accordion

<@_8bitlobster> i gave this woman the aristocrats instead of the aristocats once
<@_8bitlobster> she was renting it for her little kid

(he works at blockbuster)

(@Badb0y) can someone do a speel check?
(@Badb0y) http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1492234

Now talking in #dsg.cz
<ffslight> hi
<@Fross> hi
<ffslight> what does dsg stand for?
<@Fross> members for q4
<ffslight> hmm, so its a clan for dislectic people or am i missing something?

<skint> cmon 2b
<_2b> noe
<skint> yes
<_2b> u will just call me a gym gay :D
<_2b> i would post a pic if it was more decent
<skint> just do it
<skint> your looking for a relationship with me
<skint> +not
<_2b> haha
<_2b> good word to miss by "mistake"

<pizz> put 2 coind of 50c
<pizz> and it gave my my money back
<pizz> the 2 coins
<pizz> with the stuff i picked
<pizz> im with 4 cocks
<pizz> 2 ice tea
<syL_> omg best day ever
<syL_> i always knew that frensh could by cocks at vending machines

<kilem> if you talk shit to me (nvc) at eswc qualifiers i will fucking strangle you

<_8bitlobster> just had like 6 balls in my face at same time
<_8bitlobster> and now i'm gonna play this cricket game

(Centaurus) hey Vo0 what's the type and color of socks you wear when you play quake 3?
(Vo0) what the fuck
(kvcxn) it matters

<+aggnog> spain in 14 hours ahaha raped
<+skint> which part aggnog
<+aggnog> all west coast
<+skint> west coast?
<+skint> thats portugal mate
<+aggnog> uh
<+aggnog> hahah east
<+aggnog> Be

<sallyNcurry> if i get 30 mins with a grrl it just ends up with pepper spray

<FlanK3r-away> i was run and i seen pummel
<FlanK3r-away> :)

(@_8bitlobster) what kinda cunt lives in a pineapple under the sea

<soh-has3> if u play defrag a whole night and sleep only few rl begins to blur...
<soh-has3> u just wann doubljump everywhere

{@linkery} i life a perfectly normal life, i just dont pee or take a dump in normal places

(@Pushpabon) ruffsson my priorities are not wealth or sex or friends that's for sure

( +|linKoo| ) I've only gone to a gay club ONCE
( +|linKoo| ) without knowing

<Nashwan\Drex> arq reminds me of those girls when i was at school, they let you feel there tits but wouldnt let into their panties