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(Pushpabon) !add tdm

<lennox> dont funny

<flu1d> !who
<flu1d> [USCTF] sh1t/Anal/flu1d
<flu1d> something not right about that combo

(@c-dj^syko) i have returned from school
(+aggnog) cool
(+aggnog) tell me more
(@c-dj^syko) on the way home i went to the shop
(+aggnog) holy shit let me get my pen this is awesome

<mTw|madferret> cs is more skill cause your shots don't hit where you're aiming at

<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo

<aggnog> you hear about that guy that got brutally murdered with a pack of cards ??
<aggnog> by
<aggnog> NO because i made it up
<tom-zissou> was he dealt a deadly blow?
<len-> what the lol
<Liam> sounds like who did it was a bit of a joker
<aggnog> hahahha
<_8bitlobster> probably black... like the ace of spades
<aggnog> his family must have been flush
<Liam> i heard they've got an ace detective on the case though
<aggnog> you know they dumped his body in the river ..................................................................................... card
<_8bitlobster> i heard the murderer is goign STRAIGHT to jail
<aggnog> lol
<_8bitlobster> len-
<_8bitlobster> we need you to add one
<len-> au
<tom-zissou> i heard he was clubbed to death
<aggnog> killer couldn't have had a heart
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> was he killed for telling a pack of lies?
<tom-zissou> no but i heard he was a dealer
<_8bitlobster> haha
<Liam> i heard he was Rules for playing blackjack. The object of the game is to get a card value of 21.
<aggnog> gambling with life and death
<_8bitlobster> was the getaway a '52 pickup?
<aggnog> liam why ruin it for everyone ?

(Pushpabon) Hi I'm back
(skint) from?
(ovo) the desktop
(skint) lol

<+prawn> i wanna see brackets :X
<+RAZ3R> (){}[]

"quake3 players think cs kiddies are nubs, qw players think q2 players are nubs and promode players
think everyone else are nubs"

<tom-zissou> my dad just sent me a msg on gmail from downstairs instead of coming to speak to me
<Liam> i get phoned from downstairs sometimes
<pijx> im talking trhough msn to my room mate
<aab> you're all faggots

<EG|gellehsak> does anyone know where i can download books online?
<Liam> paperback or hardback?
<EG|gellehsak> paperback

<@aggnog> i asked mtv to pimp my ride and they gave your mum a makeover

(@lnxnxa) it's the buttered weak weee, congtratz
(@_8bitlobster) wut
(@lnxnxa) in the end of this week men take off their high clothes, stand cluster agains cluster and then beat each other
(@lnxnxa) the oldest russian tradicy
(@lnxnxa) and then everyone eats pancakes and kissing

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<poindexter> oh noes
<arQon> *ahem*
<nekon> aggnog gonna get owned
<chk-putty> arq has a wave detector
<poindexter> haha
<aggnog> ummmmmmmmm cat on keyboard
<chk-putty> lol
<nekon> ;D
<arQon> lol
<arQon> almost a shame you'll only get to use that excuse once :P

(_mih) in my village man and woman looks the same

<@Liam> [3:23pm] (wuxia): During my presence in the cpm community i gave birth to jealousy in your sayings
<@Liam> is he calling me jealous?
<@_8bitlobster> he thinks you're pregnant
<@_8bitlobster> just tell him you're merely fat

[ ovo ] its really cornerfuckers paradise
[ ovo ] even more than ix vs svr on 3a

<sheepshaun> the best thing i found on the stats pages is that someone found egd by looking up 'koddy porn' on google

[+skint] i hear russians are all poor
[lennoxRU] almostly

<|master|> holidays? I have to work :|
<ix-ir> ah your secret identity as santa is revealed

(Vo0) i was on a server
(Vo0) and there was xone
(Vo0) he got RA
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(Vo0) he pressed jump
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(Vo0) he saw the enemy
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(Vo0) he killed him
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(cone) xD
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(Vo0) he gets health
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(cone) lololol
(Vo0) i mean
(Vo0) jesus
(cone) I need to see a psychiatrist ;/

<aggnog> liam
<Liam> ?
<aggnog> bender
<Liam> :/

TiDaN : DO I SOUND SEXY OR WHAT :D
bgs : lol
bgs : i guess :D:D:D
bgs : i dunno i have no attraction for opposite sex
bgs : im not voltran
bgs : I MEANT
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : SAME SEX
bgs : WTF
bgs : bad typo

<fox> fucking
<fox> hell
<fox> i feel so shit
<Liam> you look like a cunt too
<Liam> bummer

<xone-> fkn doom3 sucked a$$
<xone-> fkn RL is slower than aggnog trying to calculate 1+1
<xone-> can go downtown and mug a nwb and go back while it shoots

(vamp1re-) never smoke shrooms with weed
(vamp1re-) its fun but you could die!
(vamp1re-) i thought i turned to a piece of gold once
(vamp1re-) curled up in a ball and shut my eyes
(vamp1re-) and i was like
(vamp1re-) IM GOLDEN

ultrameta: they should adapt cpm22 to my gameplay
spyteman: adapting cpm22 to ultrameta means building a bridge to ra

<_8bitlobster> {Game 338 (eightbitlobster vs. carmenT) eightbitlobster forfeits on time} 0-1
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: Thanks for playing with me.
<_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: you trying to tell me that?
_8bitlobster> eightbitlobster: i am ordering you to get cancer
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: are you human?
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: !help abuse
<Reptile> lol
<Liam> haha
<_8bitlobster> this guy
<_8bitlobster> is sending all these msgs to me
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: i want to report "eightbitlobster" is using very improper language
<_8bitlobster> like he's typing in the wrong box
<_8bitlobster> carmenT: shout "how to report abuse?"
<_8bitlobster> i asked him how babby is formed
<Liam> is he still on sean?
<_8bitlobster> probably
<_8bitlobster> pretend to be an admin
<_8bitlobster> or something
<Liam> LiamLOL: Hello sir, I believe you wanted to report a user?
<Liam> so far ahead of you i've almost lapped you
<Liam> LiamLOL: Sir?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, "eightbitlobster"
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right, I see
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you explain the situation to me please?
<Liam> carmenT: after losing the game he used - "get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: and "i am ordering you to get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: I think he is not even human, at least a chess player
<Liam> LiamLOL: Well that certainly isn't one of the commands on FICS sir, so if I can just take a few questions from you I will rectify this immediately
<Liam> carmenT: yes, and i am a lady
<Liam> LiamLOL: I do apologise ma'am
<Liam> OH FUCK
<Liam> LiamLOL: And it was a standard 15 minute game?
<Liam> carmenT: yes, he forfeited on time and i was in advantage too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right I see, and if you had to describe yourself, would you describe yourself as pretty?
<_8bitlobster> try to get a photo
<Reptile> i think he lost the chance there
<Reptile> she should realize its a fake
<Nyx> the key word is should
<Reptile> unless she's retarded
<Reptile> but then i dunno what she is doing playing chess
<Liam> carmenT: no, i am quite old
<Liam> carmenT: and ugly
<Liam> LiamLOL: Right we do actually have that on the system at the moment.
<Liam> LiamLOL: Could you confirm whether or not "eightbitlobster" had lost his queen?
<Liam> :D:D
<_8bitlobster> tell her you can't do anything to help
<Liam> carmenT: end of game: he had a rook and a pawn, i had a horse, rook and 3 pawns
<Liam> LiamLOL: I see, if you absolutely had to do a woman who would it be?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Would it be Angelina Jolie? She's awesome.
<_8bitlobster> due to her physical appearance
<Liam> carmenT: i certainly can tell you are not an admin. and if you take his part i will report you too for sexual harassment
<Liam> carmenT: clear?
<Liam> LiamLOL: Ma'am I can assure you I am a legitimate admin and if you would like confirmation you are more than welcome to e-mail info@pedobear.com for verification.
<Liam> carmenT: than what have your questions to do with his language? i am not reporting anything about the game, but his inhuma lanhuage
<Liam> carmenT: inhuman
<Liam> carmenT: language
<Liam> LiamLOL: I assure you "cancer" is a human word, it's in the dictionary, if you are unable to locate it, try to use a dictionary with dulled pages so there's no chance of your face reflecting back and causing you to vomit, ma'am.
<Liam> carmenT: so it is human to wish someone to get cancer?
<Liam> carmenT: with all the efforts made to cure this disease?
<Liam> LiamLOL: I bring your attention to a quote by the late Alexander Pope: "To err is human, get cancer"
<Liam> carmenT: i am not considering literature here, i take his words as they sound in real world. if he is not able to lose decent a game and he uses such a language he is not worth a penny.
<Liam> LiamLOL: So, just to confirm, you support the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Centre?
<Liam> carmenT: you stupid or what?
<Liam> carmenT: i hate no one, i pitty you. and now i will send an e-mail to abuse reporting you too
<Liam> LiamLOL: Please include this picture of me: http://wallpapers.bpix.org/wallpapers/15/Khout_Kitten.jpg
<Liam> carmenT: discussion closed
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion reopened
<Liam> LiamLOL: niggers
<Liam> LiamLOL: discussion closed

<+insta> ut is balanced though.. everything about it sucks equally

<chk-putty> i got all these ancient quotes in my quitmsg
<chk-putty> good old times
<@MassMan> too bad you never actually quit irc so we could see those quitmessages

<Drexciyian> that polish team should of walked up and down on swe
<ovo> :))
<Drexciyian> but ??
<ix-ir> why?
<ix-ir> swedish team is very strong
<ix-ir> pole team was all uber players
<ovo> poles had some inner rivalry
<ovo> pod1 did dzikus gf
<ovo> so they didnt play full steam
<ix-ir> ahha
<ix-ir> put his lazery where it didn't belong
<ovo> :D:D

(+MassMan) Pushpabon arent you ever gonna add up
(+MassMan) seriously.
(@Pushpabon) MassMan, I've played my fair share
(+MassMan) i think Q has played more pickups than you
(@Pushpabon) I'll probably play when I get a chance
(fluffsson) thats a lie
(+MassMan) you chat all day long
(+MassMan) constantly
(@Pushpabon) Don't lie
(@Pushpabon) I watch tv series too

<Stan> what does the v in vq3 mean?
<disty> i think "vanilla"
<Stan> why is it called vanilla?
<chk-deth> coz vanilla ice cream is plain and everyone is good at eating it

<@flu1d> it was total role reversal
<@flu1d> maj was getting raged, and ix was telling him to calm down

<shlt> wait why did you have to remove the old font??
<Lanzelot> legal reasons
<Liam> it was copyrighted
<Liam> you could use it to spell out the lyrics for several songs so the RIAA tried to sue arqon
<shlt> are u serious?
<shlt> wow RIAA is a fucking nazi organization i swear
<shlt> or at least run by nazis

<@aggnog> just been on a cs server for last 15 minutes
<@aggnog> really , really ripping it up
<@aggnog> like 20-0 stuff
<@aggnog> just realised the server is full of bots
<@aggnog> -_-
<@aggnog> not 1 human
<@aggnog> when a flashbang went off they all just shot in the air in unison
<@aggnog> i just thought "how unusual" and carried on

<sbs> raged like arQon reading an Xbox games netcode

<h3i> And thanks mash, that means a lot coming from a German
<mash``> you are welcome
<h3i> Don't take that the wrong way
<h3i> I didn't mean it to be unkind
<h3i> I actually really like you nazi assholes.
<mash``> hey
<mash``> not all of us are assholes

<trippy> endi do you know what i am?
<endi`> cunt
<trippy> bravo

<Meez> <dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<Meez> <dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.
<@nekon> LOL
<@nekon> he is a moron
<@nekon> neo backwards is oen

<ph1l`> lagged out for like 1.5 mins 5 times and none noticed..
<ph1l`> that's how important i am

<ahxnxa> friendly 1v1 is like taking a dump without reading donald duck
<ahxnxa> pretending
<Liam> what
<ahxnxa> is donald duck kalle ankka
<ahxnxa> :D
<Liam> that made so little sense i thought lenny said it

(waitze): sorry, my englich is easy

(rapele) see u blameing me im telling u the truth then u are like u only say no nerd blablabla friends blablabla ego blablabla

<LuGia> im not here , im lugias cat jumping on keyboard and accidentally making words.
<MassMan> that's the origin of finnish

<s1gfried> vo0?
<s1gfried> i was instagib unlagged winner so you don't need to ignore me bro :)

(@lenny_fantazer) send them to dick
(@_8bitlobster) wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
(@lenny_fantazer) YE
(@_8bitlobster) how does one send one to dick
(@lenny_fantazer) you send them
(@_8bitlobster) to dick?
(@lenny_fantazer) yes
(@_8bitlobster) i see

<lenner-> have added to ignor three morans this evening so far
<Liam> who
<lenner-> ppb+ouzo+taran
<lenner-> all finsky
<Liam> racest
<lenner-> conciedence

<xrg> rumers that aggnog is made of rocks and wizard wood